Fatal accident at Mandai Road!!

[kapkia]

I guess the kapkia will fly off 3 meters away

oi ... my kapkia so teruk kah ? 3 meters saja ?

 

[me_member]

RIDDLE

What do you call a blind dear?

Dont know... No eyedeer (idea)

 

[lorrydriver]

Dont know... No eyedeer (idea)

Correct. (just realised typo in RIDDLE 1 - should be "deer")

RIDDLE 2

What do you call a dead blind deer?

 

[laksaboy]

That's what you get when you cut down all the trees and remove more of the animals' natural habitats.

You want 6 million population and GDP growth? Be careful of what you wish for.

 

[potato29]

the road is so brightly lit, why the poodles need torch light??

light is from the camera flash??

 

[me_member]

Correct. (just realised typo in RIDDLE 1 - should be "deer")

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still no eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs having sex?

A: Still no fcuking eye deer.

 

[Cruxx]

Q: What do you call a pun?

A: The lowest form of wit.

 

[erection2015]

Q: What do you call a tpun?

A: The lowest form of twit.

Q: What do you call a pun?

A: The lowest form of wit.

 

[Pager]

Wheres the Songka for the deer? Bros here kindly page me later.

 

[Extremist]

This native Sambar deer was knocked down by a cab at Mandai Road, Singapore, at 1030pm on Monday, 8 Oct 2012.

Sambar deers were previously thought to be extinct in Singapore until a car accident killed one of them in 2010. Just recently in August 2012, another Sambar deer was knocked down at Old Upper Thomson Road, Singapore.

Project: WILD would like to remind all drivers to drive with care especially near nature reserves and parks. Singapore does have many native wildlife such as macaques, pangolins and monitor lizards which have been spotted on the roads at night. Pls SHARE this message with all your friends!