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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's Health Lackey Ministry has said that chances of the new SARS-like virus spreading and infecting the Royal Familee and their noble relatives in Peasantpore are low. However the regime reserved judgement on lesser peasants.
13 cases involving the novel coronavirus have been reported in the decadent Middle East and Ingerland since April last year. ME moslems always crowed oil is a reward for their pious faith but somehow kept quiet when SARS visited them. In addition, the arty farty Brits are probably blaming eastern europeans for the latest mini-coronavirus and the good thing is the British paedophiles will be lying low till the storm blows over.
The local Health Ministry said even if it has received any reports of such cases here, it happily perform tests on any infected peasant and keep quiet. Old peasants understand the statement that no expenses will spared to ensure Imperial Familee and their relations will be kept disease free.
Old peasants will remember inept Hairdo Lim who was still shaving cunt hair off his wife while SARs claimed peasant victims in 2003. The memories remain vivid for healthcare workers who were on the front-line and paid for his mistakes.
Peasant Vasanthi Palanivelu, patient service associate at Tan Tock Seng Hospital, said: "Lumpar Hairdo Lim, we thought he SAF Scholar sure very smart, but he gabra bug time and allowed SARS to spread and cull a few peasants. During the SARS period, 13 of us got infected and I was one of them. One of my nursing officers has passed on. Even got rumour say ex-regent Woody's quack doctor son also got screw up handling suspected SARs patients.
When got minions grabra, peasants like us die for their mistakes So what got propoganda praising us huh? You see VIPs like Ruler Loong or his kin got SARS or not! Never right?! They have legions of health workers protecting huh? Get it, meritocratic society ok!"
Despite his inept handling of SARS, Hairdo Lim was never sacked and is now plying his trade as the Mercantile Minion in the Prime Minion Office. This is consistent with the axiom that you can screw up many times but if you are loyal to Ruler Loong, you will still be feted and protected.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's Health Lackey Ministry has said that chances of the new SARS-like virus spreading and infecting the Royal Familee and their noble relatives in Peasantpore are low. However the regime reserved judgement on lesser peasants.
13 cases involving the novel coronavirus have been reported in the decadent Middle East and Ingerland since April last year. ME moslems always crowed oil is a reward for their pious faith but somehow kept quiet when SARS visited them. In addition, the arty farty Brits are probably blaming eastern europeans for the latest mini-coronavirus and the good thing is the British paedophiles will be lying low till the storm blows over.
The local Health Ministry said even if it has received any reports of such cases here, it happily perform tests on any infected peasant and keep quiet. Old peasants understand the statement that no expenses will spared to ensure Imperial Familee and their relations will be kept disease free.
Old peasants will remember inept Hairdo Lim who was still shaving cunt hair off his wife while SARs claimed peasant victims in 2003. The memories remain vivid for healthcare workers who were on the front-line and paid for his mistakes.
Peasant Vasanthi Palanivelu, patient service associate at Tan Tock Seng Hospital, said: "Lumpar Hairdo Lim, we thought he SAF Scholar sure very smart, but he gabra bug time and allowed SARS to spread and cull a few peasants. During the SARS period, 13 of us got infected and I was one of them. One of my nursing officers has passed on. Even got rumour say ex-regent Woody's quack doctor son also got screw up handling suspected SARs patients.
When got minions grabra, peasants like us die for their mistakes So what got propoganda praising us huh? You see VIPs like Ruler Loong or his kin got SARS or not! Never right?! They have legions of health workers protecting huh? Get it, meritocratic society ok!"
Despite his inept handling of SARS, Hairdo Lim was never sacked and is now plying his trade as the Mercantile Minion in the Prime Minion Office. This is consistent with the axiom that you can screw up many times but if you are loyal to Ruler Loong, you will still be feted and protected.
