Faking

[Claire]

Yes I do indulge in Faking. Whenever I do, it often jog my memory about what Elaine said to Jerry, leaving him aghast.

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In Seinfield, George was confiding with Jerry about his problems below the "equator" with his girlfriend Karen. George was concerned about Karen faking it.

Elaine then entered the scene, confessed that she used to fake it too, when she was making out with Jerry. Jerry was thunderstruck by her revelation, hoping that Elaine would give him a second chance in bed.

From my personal experience, I would unequivocally attest that many men I had met are synonymous with Jerry. They often have a hubristic belief in their self proclaimed "prowess". My belief is validated by what I read in this forum too. I reckon alpha males are most susceptible to my Trojan Horse strategic pretense, given their overweening character. Their egoistical haughtiness are usually their innate congenital weakness.

Each time, after my "fake" routine, I would ask myself why the heck did I do it? Was it because I didn't want to hurt his feelings? Did I sincerely want him to have a thoroughly euphoric orgasm? Was making out taking too long? Was it not enjoyable for me at that particular moment and hence the need to fake? Or I even wondered, was it because I really love him a lot, so faking was an act of showing my love and "proximity" to him. Or may be I was insecured, and by faking it, he felt supreme and wouldn't stray and would forever be mine.

Now, looking back, none of my above ratiocination makes sense. It's trash! I have come to realise that my orgasm is an almighty weapon. It's my means to the end, to get what I want from him, be it, attention, love, shoulder to cry on, or most importantly, a marriage certificate, that I can nail half of his assets in my control, when things aren't working out.

Faking? I don't think I have any regrets. Neither will I have any contrition, whatsoever.

 

[rocket]

Ah meng....fug your LJ thread.
U have split personality disorder.
Too bored too lonely

 

[JOKERCHEW]

If, If, AhMeng is Claire and/or Claire is AhMeng,

the, I am very very worry.

So, its KKB or Abalone???



[Serious question = Not Joking].



=JC=

 

[Insider Player]

Another motherfucking nutcase
Claire go fuck yourself with krafty

 

[horny]

Another motherfucking nutcase
Claire go fuck yourself with krafty

Another siao lang.maybe it is this botak in disguise

 

[hofmann]

Ratiocination, love that word! Learn something new everyday.

Faking an orgasm is much easier than soothing a hurt ego. So I'd say it's the path of least resistance more than a weapon.

 

[KNNBPCB]

Ratiocination, love that word! Learn something new everyday.

Faking an orgasm is much easier than soothing a hurt ego. So I'd say it's the path of least resistance more than a weapon.

Faking While Farking is an art.

 

[syed putra]

Men fake too. We thrust a banana or cucumber and made it seem like its exhilarating.

 

[hofmann]

Faking While Farking is an art.

Or a lifeskill for the fairer sex

 

[KNNBPCB]

Or a lifeskill for the fairer sex

It can be a lifeskill for gigolos too.

 

[hofmann]

It can be a lifeskill for gigolos too.

I think quite hard for men to fake an orgasm. The proof is in the pudding

 

[eatshitndie]

I think quite hard for men to fake an orgasm. The proof is in the pudding

and the 2nd cumming is usually 69 minutes later with much less cream on the pudding.

 

[Claire]

If, If, AhMeng is Claire and/or Claire is AhMeng,

the, I am very very worry.

So, its KKB or Abalone???



[Serious question = Not Joking].



=JC=

I am unequivocally sure I don't have what most members have in my anatomy. As sure as eggs is eggs.

As for that clown, I will let him speak for himself.

 

[Claire]

Ratiocination, love that word! Learn something new everyday.

Faking an orgasm is much easier than soothing a hurt ego. So I'd say it's the path of least resistance more than a weapon.

Thank you. I am glad that you appreciate my efforts, though many alpha males read my posts with denial, given their unintelligible comments.

Path of least resistance? You may have under estimate what goes on in a woman's mind during intimacy.

 

[nightsafari]

can always hide the pudding after the act!

 

[nightsafari]

I think quite hard for men to fake an orgasm. The proof is in the pudding

can always hide the pudding!

 

[Claire]

Faking While Farking is an art.

Practice makes perfection. I wouldn't call it an art.

 

[knowwhatyouwantinlife]

Faking it? A wet woman is a wet woman, when she is wet there is no faking, when she is faking she wont be wet...also if a woman wants an orgasm, the normal hardworking ones will contract their vagina..

 

[eatshitndie]

“shu” is a true cummer, and it’s tough for her to fake. when she cums she goes into an epileptic fit - an uncontrollable seizure that is both violent and almost superhuman at the same time. i can feel the warning when she’s cumming. her groans and moans becum screams and shrieks as she loses herself. it seems another shu takes over (perhaps her evil twin living inside her) and her vagina begins to contract. it grips my manhood more tightly and her whole body starts shaking. the moment she kicks her legs and stretches her arms involuntarily i know she’s about to do damage. i have to use all my strength to restrain both her hands and pin all her outstretch limbs to the bed before they go wild with hands scratching my back and legs doing karate kicks. she goes into 69 seconds of bodily convulsion followed by crooked contortions and subsides when she regains control. meanwhile, i’m still pinning her down in order to avoid being cut to shreds on my back and kicked off the bed. i won’t let go until i fully unloaded into her with the last drip coinciding with her becumming the real shu again. it’s like exorcism and sex all rolled into one - sexorcism.

 

[knowwhatyouwantinlife]

“shu” is a true cummer, and it’s tough for her to fake. when she cums she goes into an epileptic fit - an uncontrollable seizure that is both violent and almost superhuman at the same time. i can feel the warning when she’s cumming. her groans and moans becum screams and shrieks as she loses herself. it seems another shu takes over (perhaps her evil twin living inside her) and her vagina begins to contract. it grips my manhood more tightly and her whole body starts shaking. the moment she kicks her legs and stretches her arms involuntarily i know she’s about to do damage. i have to use all my strength to restrain both her hands and pin all her outstretch limbs to the bed before they go wild with hands scratching my back and legs doing karate kicks. she goes into 69 seconds of bodily convulsion followed by crooked contortions and subsides when she regains control. meanwhile, i’m still pinning her down in order to avoid being cut to shreds on my back and kicked off the bed. i won’t let go until i fully unloaded into her with the last drip coinciding with her becumming the real shu again. it’s like exorcism and sex all rolled into one - sexorcism.

so Mills and Boons?