- Joined
- Oct 5, 2018
- Messages
- 18,375
- Points
- 113
Excuse me, are you a JHK?
1. You play office politics and suck up to Indians and PRCs. You backstab Singaporean peers because some of them have higher pay than you.
2. You like to bring things from workplace, stationery, drinks, etc. You charge your phone at work before going home.
3. You love PAP.
4. You participate in MLM or you are easily convinced by MLMs to buy things from them.
5. You love China. If China asks you to be a spy, that would be the proudiest moment of your life.
6. You are very racist, treats Malays and Indians in Singapore rudely and even scold them in Melayu.
7. You use wechat and tiktok.
8. You posts on Facebook and IG in Chinese.
9. You cut queue whenever you have the opportunity.
10. If you are a citizen or PR, you try to buy a flat in Singapore so that your relatives or friends can rent some of your rooms.
11. You tend to mess up the toilet after using.
12. If you drive in Singapore, you drive like shit because of your kopi license.
13. You will not pump petrol in Singapore.
14. You scratch new or flashy vehicles.
15. You love durians.
16. You are proud of Uncle Roger.
17. You love to cheat Singaporeans, but still ended up cheated by Malaysians.
18. You evade tax as much as possible. If you run a business or D&B, you avoid issuing invoices.
19. You are very stingy in Singapore. Despite being aPR or Citizen in Singapore, you still go shopping in JB regularly.
20. You are cocky and belittle others whenever you are in Malaysia, because you do not want to be identified as a local.
1. You play office politics and suck up to Indians and PRCs. You backstab Singaporean peers because some of them have higher pay than you.
2. You like to bring things from workplace, stationery, drinks, etc. You charge your phone at work before going home.
3. You love PAP.
4. You participate in MLM or you are easily convinced by MLMs to buy things from them.
5. You love China. If China asks you to be a spy, that would be the proudiest moment of your life.
6. You are very racist, treats Malays and Indians in Singapore rudely and even scold them in Melayu.
7. You use wechat and tiktok.
8. You posts on Facebook and IG in Chinese.
9. You cut queue whenever you have the opportunity.
10. If you are a citizen or PR, you try to buy a flat in Singapore so that your relatives or friends can rent some of your rooms.
11. You tend to mess up the toilet after using.
12. If you drive in Singapore, you drive like shit because of your kopi license.
13. You will not pump petrol in Singapore.
14. You scratch new or flashy vehicles.
15. You love durians.
16. You are proud of Uncle Roger.
17. You love to cheat Singaporeans, but still ended up cheated by Malaysians.
18. You evade tax as much as possible. If you run a business or D&B, you avoid issuing invoices.
19. You are very stingy in Singapore. Despite being aPR or Citizen in Singapore, you still go shopping in JB regularly.
20. You are cocky and belittle others whenever you are in Malaysia, because you do not want to be identified as a local.