Exclusive Report: Najip’s Secret Plan Exposed

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Kuala Lumpur: Sources close to the Malaysian Government has exposed Najip’s secret plan to raise a new generation of mutants to bolster the country’s national defense; think of it as assembling a team of super hero like, The Avengers or Mutant X.
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Scientists from the Soviet Union Research of Engineered Mutants And Technology Institute (SURE MATI for short) confirmed that long-term exposure to radioactive elements such as thorium and uranium will bring about changes to the human genes. Hence this was the perfect catalyst to turn the average Malaysians into mutant super heroes.

Many Malaysians had greatly misunderstood Najip’s good intention, when the government embarked on a rare earth refinery project.

Despite widespread street protest by angry Malaysians, Najip suffers in silence and continues to keep mum of his secret plan, as it concerns Malaysia’s national security at the highest level.

Seems like BN will be securing a hands-down victory over its opposition at the coming General Election.

Malaysia’s neighbours will soon be turning green with envy.

Najip is simply brilliant! Cowabunga!

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