Equalisation's Prayer

[Windsor]

Our Lager,
Which Art In Barrels,
Hallowed Be Thy Drink.

Thy Will Be Drunk,
(I Will Be Drunk),
At Home As In Tavern,

Give Us This Day Our Foamy Head,
And Forgive Us The Spillages,
As We Forgive Those Who Spill
Against Us.

And Lead Us Not Into Incarceration,
But Deliver Us From Hangovers.

For Thine Is The Beer,
The Bitter And The Lager,
Forever And Ever,
Barman.

 

[po2wq]

how can he dun pray 4 abalones n horses! ...

 

[refulgence]

Nicely done.

 

[halsey02]

Please note that 'Hallow" in the Lord's Prayer is " to make sacred"..not the word HELLO!, which is a greeting...not a word to be used any old how!:p

 

[Agoraphobic]

Beautiful.

What a genius.

Cheers!

 

[jw5]

In this day that you have created
Please give me peace of mind.
As I lie here in my swimming pool
Idly stroking Siow Fei's thigh.

Thanks for the friends in SBF
Of whom I've never met.
Please give me guidance kind sir
Which BPL match to bet.

The next meet is upcoming
Please give my horse a cheer.
As I try to decide what to have
A whisky or a beer.

My bones are old and creaky
I hear you ask So what?
As long as you grant me strength
To do my morning squat.

 

[Equalisation]

Pontoon ..... best lah joe !! hic hic binya ....!!

 

[Equalisation]

In this day that you have created
Please give me peace of mind.
As I lie here in my swimming pool
Idly stroking Siow Fei's thigh.

Thanks for the friends in SBF
Of whom I've never met.
Please give me guidance kind sir
Which BPL match to bet.

The next meet is upcoming
Please give my horse a cheer.
As I try to decide what to have
A whisky or a beer.

My bones are old and creaky
I hear you ask So what?
As long as you grant me strength
To do my morning squat.

''Hic .... Amen .... Hic

 

[Windsor]

Happy 2012 bro, wherever you are. We in SBF missed you binya.:( Hope you are out of AA and all is well with you.

 

[jw5]

Happy 2012 bro, wherever you are. We in SBF missed you binya.:( Hope you are out of AA and all is well with you.

Someone suggested to look out for kopiuncle.

 

[palden]

It 's a good prayer. Amen.

 

[Windsor]

Someone suggested to look out for kopiuncle.

You sure boh? I will look in that direction.

 

[jw5]

You sure boh? I will look in that direction.

Not sure, someone suggested one.

 

[Windsor]

Not sure, someone suggested one.

If he is then he is quite good at this game. I doubt as kopiuncle does not come here.