Chitchat epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

micromachine

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Dear transport minister,

The trains often never came,
or they get frozen in their game.
We are slowly going insane,
which joker should we blame?

In the name of testing,
your toys keep stalling.
We are already bawling,
when will you truly start fixing?

Senseless milestones you cheer,
Come on that's so very queer
Obviously you are completely clueless
and also magnificently useless

You claim things are getting better by the day,
to that we all say nay
But if you step down today,
we will rejoice and scream yay!

More at A poem dedicated to the incompetent Khaw Boon Wan
 
Penang Cow like to talk a lot of rubbish, why is he so quiet?
 
He is busy eating penang laksa with his classmates from Chung Ling?
 
Penang Cow like to talk a lot of rubbish, why is he so quiet?

He has Zen-like qualities; reputedly very calm and collected even under very trying circumstances! So I guess keeping quiet to stay out of trouble is also his forte! lol
 
This proves that malaysia did the right thing by kicking out useless ingrates from their country.
 
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