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Chitchat epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by micromachine, Jun 30, 2017.

  1. micromachine

    micromachine Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Dear transport minister,

    The trains often never came,
    or they get frozen in their game.
    We are slowly going insane,
    which joker should we blame?

    In the name of testing,
    your toys keep stalling.
    We are already bawling,
    when will you truly start fixing?

    Senseless milestones you cheer,
    Come on that's so very queer
    Obviously you are completely clueless
    and also magnificently useless

    You claim things are getting better by the day,
    to that we all say nay
    But if you step down today,
    we will rejoice and scream yay!

    More at A poem dedicated to the incompetent Khaw Boon Wan
     
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    MyMother Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Penang Cow like to talk a lot of rubbish, why is he so quiet?
     
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    chittychitty Alfrescian Old Timer

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    All quiet on the penang front.
     
  4. borom

    borom Alfrescian (Inf)

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    He is busy eating penang laksa with his classmates from Chung Ling?
     
  5. KuanTi01

    KuanTi01 Alfrescian (Inf)

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    He has Zen-like qualities; reputedly very calm and collected even under very trying circumstances! So I guess keeping quiet to stay out of trouble is also his forte! lol
     
  6. syed putra

    syed putra Alfrescian Old Timer

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    This proves that malaysia did the right thing by kicking out useless ingrates from their country.
     

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