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I only visit the hawker centre once in a blue moon, the last time was 4 years ago when I had to shake hands with a bunch of uneducated and smelly hawkers.
Today’s visit to the hawker was a horrid experience for me. Everywhere I look, I saw lowly uneducated trash in their cheap t-shirt, shorts and slippers. These trash are blots to my country's first world status.
Amid such hellish scenes, an old sickly and dirty old man suddenly appeared and thrust 3 packets of tissue in my face and ask me to purchase them for a buck. Feeling aghast, I shouted at him “SHOOOOOO!” The irritating old fool just do not know when to quit and again pleaded with me to buy the tissues from him. This really incensed me and I shouted at him ‘SHOOOOO! GET LOST!’ and nudge him out of the way.
My slightest of nudge felled him and he slowly picked himself up and scurry away in fear. My hard training in Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai has made me stronger than I can ever imagine. Just as I left the hawker centre, I saw that irritating old man resting on a empty table. What a weakling! I have no doubt he must have failed his PSLE miserably and his lowly education, coupled with a life eating unhealthy, oily and dirty hawker fare has caused his current destitution. His frail body must be due to his lack of a gym membership!
The useless old man is taking up valuable real estate that can be better utilised by productive foreign talents. I hope the government can send these riff raffs to Batam soon.
FYI: I DO NOT USE TISSUE PAPER! I ONLY USE THE BEST ANIT-BACTERIAL WET TISSUES!
Today’s visit to the hawker was a horrid experience for me. Everywhere I look, I saw lowly uneducated trash in their cheap t-shirt, shorts and slippers. These trash are blots to my country's first world status.

Amid such hellish scenes, an old sickly and dirty old man suddenly appeared and thrust 3 packets of tissue in my face and ask me to purchase them for a buck. Feeling aghast, I shouted at him “SHOOOOOO!” The irritating old fool just do not know when to quit and again pleaded with me to buy the tissues from him. This really incensed me and I shouted at him ‘SHOOOOO! GET LOST!’ and nudge him out of the way.
My slightest of nudge felled him and he slowly picked himself up and scurry away in fear. My hard training in Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai has made me stronger than I can ever imagine. Just as I left the hawker centre, I saw that irritating old man resting on a empty table. What a weakling! I have no doubt he must have failed his PSLE miserably and his lowly education, coupled with a life eating unhealthy, oily and dirty hawker fare has caused his current destitution. His frail body must be due to his lack of a gym membership!

The useless old man is taking up valuable real estate that can be better utilised by productive foreign talents. I hope the government can send these riff raffs to Batam soon.
FYI: I DO NOT USE TISSUE PAPER! I ONLY USE THE BEST ANIT-BACTERIAL WET TISSUES!