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if you have 100 million usd and more in total assets and cash, prolong your life by eating and drinking healthy, exercises, leisurely travels, and low risk sports.
if you have 10 million usd and more, prolong your life as in above but don't try to live past 90. it's freaking pathetic for someone else to push you around in a wheelchair and clean your diapers, even if you can afford two full time helpers.
if you have 5 million usd and more, die at 80 by indulging in dangerous risky elderly sex starting from 65.
if you have 1 million usd or more, indulge in anything sinful and kick the bucket at 70. might as well enjoy life while you can.
if you have less than 1 million, fuck like rabbit raw and die smiling at 60. cpf doesn't help much.
if you have less than 100k, invest and attempt to make the million mark by 50. if not, die at 50.
if you have 10k, jump bedok reservoir.
if you have 10 million usd and more, prolong your life as in above but don't try to live past 90. it's freaking pathetic for someone else to push you around in a wheelchair and clean your diapers, even if you can afford two full time helpers.
if you have 5 million usd and more, die at 80 by indulging in dangerous risky elderly sex starting from 65.
if you have 1 million usd or more, indulge in anything sinful and kick the bucket at 70. might as well enjoy life while you can.
if you have less than 1 million, fuck like rabbit raw and die smiling at 60. cpf doesn't help much.
if you have less than 100k, invest and attempt to make the million mark by 50. if not, die at 50.
if you have 10k, jump bedok reservoir.
