Eastshit&die, time for you to comeback home to Spore..

no capital gains tax, warm climate, don’t need too much clothes, can wear flip flops everyday, can sleep in the open, can cycle any day, can makan from 6.9am to 6.9am, can fuck chiobu on tinder for free and joo chiat chickens for $69, can shake legs at kopitiam and chat with beer aunties. only thing to avoid is a blazing and flaming bmw. sg is da best, thanks to pap.
 
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