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PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol, Teo CH has assured Peasants that the Long Term Visit Pass Plus is a clever instrument to prevent foreign spouses from doing a disappearing act.
Replying to various issues raised in Imperial Court during the Committee of Suckers' debate on the Prime Minion's Office, Duke Teo stressed that the Long Term Visit Pass Plus is prevent foreign spouses of local peasants from abusing marriages of convenience. It also provide a respite to local peasants who otherwise have to let their foreign spouse use Johor Bahru as a loophole to re-enter Peasantpore to stay for another full moon.
As at 31 December 2012, there were 11,736 foreign spouses of poor peasant males on the Long Term Visit Pass including the Long Term Visit Pass Plus scheme. Duke Teo claims 4,200 have been granted the Long Term Visit Pass Plus since it was introduced in April 2012.
Duke Teo said: "You know, I know those 12,000 peasants have been harassing lackeys during meet the peasants' session to fight for their foreign spouses rights to be peasants. Those idiots did not know many PRC whores are using this tactic to get Peasantpore passport and then dump their poor local peasant hubbies and run road to EU or Uncle Sam!
You think we are idiots huh? Those poor peasants are stupid but we are not and will not allow those foreign whores to take the regime for a ride. Hence we make it super duper difficult to get Peasantpore passport and force them to stay at least decades till their peasant children grow up, then they want to fuck off to Uncle Sam, its their business but their children must become National Serfs or pay taxes."
Duke Teo also addressed suggestions by some idiotic Peasants' Representative (MPs) to include having local peasants vouch for or support a foreign serf who applies to be permanent or stupid peasants.
"Lumpar logic. Fucking Wolfgang Pauli if alive will exclaim 'Not only is it not right, it's not even wrong!'
Always remember, if something is worth having, then it is also worth cheating for. Local peasants will take this opportunity to earn some quick bucks by vouching for foreign serfs. You think I do not understand what those jack arses are thinking huh? If I give those cheap peasants a nice loophole to exploit, then I must as well balek kampung, sit at a corner and relac till the sun sets.," he sneered.
PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol, Teo CH has assured Peasants that the Long Term Visit Pass Plus is a clever instrument to prevent foreign spouses from doing a disappearing act.
Replying to various issues raised in Imperial Court during the Committee of Suckers' debate on the Prime Minion's Office, Duke Teo stressed that the Long Term Visit Pass Plus is prevent foreign spouses of local peasants from abusing marriages of convenience. It also provide a respite to local peasants who otherwise have to let their foreign spouse use Johor Bahru as a loophole to re-enter Peasantpore to stay for another full moon.
As at 31 December 2012, there were 11,736 foreign spouses of poor peasant males on the Long Term Visit Pass including the Long Term Visit Pass Plus scheme. Duke Teo claims 4,200 have been granted the Long Term Visit Pass Plus since it was introduced in April 2012.
Duke Teo said: "You know, I know those 12,000 peasants have been harassing lackeys during meet the peasants' session to fight for their foreign spouses rights to be peasants. Those idiots did not know many PRC whores are using this tactic to get Peasantpore passport and then dump their poor local peasant hubbies and run road to EU or Uncle Sam!
You think we are idiots huh? Those poor peasants are stupid but we are not and will not allow those foreign whores to take the regime for a ride. Hence we make it super duper difficult to get Peasantpore passport and force them to stay at least decades till their peasant children grow up, then they want to fuck off to Uncle Sam, its their business but their children must become National Serfs or pay taxes."
Duke Teo also addressed suggestions by some idiotic Peasants' Representative (MPs) to include having local peasants vouch for or support a foreign serf who applies to be permanent or stupid peasants.
"Lumpar logic. Fucking Wolfgang Pauli if alive will exclaim 'Not only is it not right, it's not even wrong!'
Always remember, if something is worth having, then it is also worth cheating for. Local peasants will take this opportunity to earn some quick bucks by vouching for foreign serfs. You think I do not understand what those jack arses are thinking huh? If I give those cheap peasants a nice loophole to exploit, then I must as well balek kampung, sit at a corner and relac till the sun sets.," he sneered.
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