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PEASANTPORE: Duke Teo is mulling applying Einstein's Special Relativity theory onto dimensions of time, distance and complexity that pose new challenges to Familee's hold onto political power, rebranded as 'national security'. Using Special Relativity, Duke Teo wants to prove Familee's hold on political power is a given constant despite absence of absolute autocracy.
He said that the changes arises from well educated netizens and peasants who question why Familee is first among equals.
Yet he did not elaborate on the question but jumped into the new White Elephants purchased called Safe City Sexbed.
Duke Teo said that the project involves setting up sexbeds over up to 60 full moons integrate and build advanced analytics into existing sensors. It came after Wong Cunt Seng made several silly remarks that their existing White Elephant technical solutions were unable to pinpoint Mas Selamat's hideouts in obsure regions. Imagine Wong Cunt Seng's red face when the Northern Mats revealed Mas Selamat was hiding in one of his sisters' pigeonhole.
With new white elephant infrastructure, the regime has rewarded some chums with a fat cat contract that can correlate information from multiple sex sources over time and space. There is a feature to accept field sex reports from health centres and other jungle make-shift fuck centres.
He said: "That fucking inept Wong Cunt Sing screw us up big time with his handling of the Mas Selamat's Limp to Freedom! The Ang Moh intelligence agencies were laughing at us all the way till the Northern Mats caught Mas up north and gave us more evidence of the Gestapo ineffectiveness. At least I can tell Ruler Loong that we are purchasing more white elephants and that ought to shut the Ang Mohs up and limit the Northern Mats' gloating."
Duke Teo also said that international collaboration is essential to develop effective responses to complex issues. He was subtly referring to the Northern Mats not sharing information when Limping Mat Selamat swam across the Straits of Johore to visit his chums up north.
Peasantpore also hopes to play a catalytic role through the new Interpol Global Complex for Sex Innovation. The complex, which is being built in Peasantpore, will turn operational in 2014 and will host whores from various KTV and fuck joints. The centre expects to publish groundbreaking research on various sex techniques that take into consideration small Asiatic penises.
Duke Teo was speaking at the 7th Asia-Pacific Programme for Senior National Sex Officers organised by the S Raja-the-tnam School of International Sex Studies (RSIS).
PEASANTPORE: Duke Teo is mulling applying Einstein's Special Relativity theory onto dimensions of time, distance and complexity that pose new challenges to Familee's hold onto political power, rebranded as 'national security'. Using Special Relativity, Duke Teo wants to prove Familee's hold on political power is a given constant despite absence of absolute autocracy.
He said that the changes arises from well educated netizens and peasants who question why Familee is first among equals.
Yet he did not elaborate on the question but jumped into the new White Elephants purchased called Safe City Sexbed.
Duke Teo said that the project involves setting up sexbeds over up to 60 full moons integrate and build advanced analytics into existing sensors. It came after Wong Cunt Seng made several silly remarks that their existing White Elephant technical solutions were unable to pinpoint Mas Selamat's hideouts in obsure regions. Imagine Wong Cunt Seng's red face when the Northern Mats revealed Mas Selamat was hiding in one of his sisters' pigeonhole.
With new white elephant infrastructure, the regime has rewarded some chums with a fat cat contract that can correlate information from multiple sex sources over time and space. There is a feature to accept field sex reports from health centres and other jungle make-shift fuck centres.
He said: "That fucking inept Wong Cunt Sing screw us up big time with his handling of the Mas Selamat's Limp to Freedom! The Ang Moh intelligence agencies were laughing at us all the way till the Northern Mats caught Mas up north and gave us more evidence of the Gestapo ineffectiveness. At least I can tell Ruler Loong that we are purchasing more white elephants and that ought to shut the Ang Mohs up and limit the Northern Mats' gloating."
Duke Teo also said that international collaboration is essential to develop effective responses to complex issues. He was subtly referring to the Northern Mats not sharing information when Limping Mat Selamat swam across the Straits of Johore to visit his chums up north.
Peasantpore also hopes to play a catalytic role through the new Interpol Global Complex for Sex Innovation. The complex, which is being built in Peasantpore, will turn operational in 2014 and will host whores from various KTV and fuck joints. The centre expects to publish groundbreaking research on various sex techniques that take into consideration small Asiatic penises.
Duke Teo was speaking at the 7th Asia-Pacific Programme for Senior National Sex Officers organised by the S Raja-the-tnam School of International Sex Studies (RSIS).
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