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PEASANTPORE: The regime's preferred lackey, wealthy Koh Poh Koon said he expects a tight but easy contest since Ruler Loong has arranged a 4 corner fight to his advantage. 2 other 'sabo kings' candidates joined in the fray for the financially lucrative Punggol East seat.
The 2 'sabo king' candidates are Sabo Jeya of the Reform Party, Pork Seller Desmond Lim of the Stupid Donkey Arses. Ms Lee Li Lian of the Labour Party is expected to give lackey Koh the most difficult fight.
On Wednesday morning, over 500 regime bootlickers and old peasants from elderly homes occupied half the field at the Nomination Centre to support wealthy Quack Doc Koh.
Once the wayang nomination process was over, the regime's bootlickers fanned out as the regime campaign and propoganda machinery kicks into high gear. Of course, the Mouthpiece did not report the Labour supporters heckling lackey Koh during his 1 minute talk cock session.
Lackey Koh said he is never going to speak to peasants and see no point trying to understand their needs or even try coming up with solutions to their problems. Lackey Koh saw how a 4 corner fight installed Phony Tan as the Rubber Stamp President and realised the ingenious political gimmick employed by Ruler Loong.
Lackey Koh merely admitted that this is going to be a close and a tough fight, but based on Presidential Erections 2012, he is ready for the victory and easy stipends as a peasants' representative.
Lackey Koh crowed: "Like that got 4 corner fight, win liao. Over the next week or two as I will visit the birdcage blocks and tell those lumpar peasants who vote against me to LPPL. There will be opportunities for me to punish rebellious blocks ok. Dealing with peasants is easy, the strategy is always the same. Ruler Loong talk, peasants tremble and obey. I know its Ruler Loong who elevate me so my loyalty is to him, peasants, they die their problem!"
Backing arrogant Koh is Duke of Punggol Teo CH, who is made a Duke for his family loyalty to the Kwa Clan.
Duke Teo himself was elected as a Peasant Representative in the Marine Parade by-erection in 1992.
Duke Teo said: "Lumpar erection ok. This is a repeat of Presidential Erection 2012. we got 2 'sabo tans' to split the opposition votes, hee hee hee. Now we have Sabo Jeya and Pork Seller Lim to do the dirty work. Who we do not like, we sue and bankrupt them during erections.....who we want to deploy as pawns in corner fights, we 'encourage' them. As you can see the dirty tricks we play to sabotage Aljunied and Hougang rebels, so better think twice if Punggol East dissenters want to vote Labour."
Duke Teo urged peasants to carefully consider whom they think Ruler Loong prefers and should stop using this by-erections to pressure No Porn Lui to ease up on COEs or fare hikes.
PEASANTPORE: The regime's preferred lackey, wealthy Koh Poh Koon said he expects a tight but easy contest since Ruler Loong has arranged a 4 corner fight to his advantage. 2 other 'sabo kings' candidates joined in the fray for the financially lucrative Punggol East seat.
The 2 'sabo king' candidates are Sabo Jeya of the Reform Party, Pork Seller Desmond Lim of the Stupid Donkey Arses. Ms Lee Li Lian of the Labour Party is expected to give lackey Koh the most difficult fight.
On Wednesday morning, over 500 regime bootlickers and old peasants from elderly homes occupied half the field at the Nomination Centre to support wealthy Quack Doc Koh.
Once the wayang nomination process was over, the regime's bootlickers fanned out as the regime campaign and propoganda machinery kicks into high gear. Of course, the Mouthpiece did not report the Labour supporters heckling lackey Koh during his 1 minute talk cock session.
Lackey Koh said he is never going to speak to peasants and see no point trying to understand their needs or even try coming up with solutions to their problems. Lackey Koh saw how a 4 corner fight installed Phony Tan as the Rubber Stamp President and realised the ingenious political gimmick employed by Ruler Loong.
Lackey Koh merely admitted that this is going to be a close and a tough fight, but based on Presidential Erections 2012, he is ready for the victory and easy stipends as a peasants' representative.
Lackey Koh crowed: "Like that got 4 corner fight, win liao. Over the next week or two as I will visit the birdcage blocks and tell those lumpar peasants who vote against me to LPPL. There will be opportunities for me to punish rebellious blocks ok. Dealing with peasants is easy, the strategy is always the same. Ruler Loong talk, peasants tremble and obey. I know its Ruler Loong who elevate me so my loyalty is to him, peasants, they die their problem!"
Backing arrogant Koh is Duke of Punggol Teo CH, who is made a Duke for his family loyalty to the Kwa Clan.
Duke Teo himself was elected as a Peasant Representative in the Marine Parade by-erection in 1992.
Duke Teo said: "Lumpar erection ok. This is a repeat of Presidential Erection 2012. we got 2 'sabo tans' to split the opposition votes, hee hee hee. Now we have Sabo Jeya and Pork Seller Lim to do the dirty work. Who we do not like, we sue and bankrupt them during erections.....who we want to deploy as pawns in corner fights, we 'encourage' them. As you can see the dirty tricks we play to sabotage Aljunied and Hougang rebels, so better think twice if Punggol East dissenters want to vote Labour."
Duke Teo urged peasants to carefully consider whom they think Ruler Loong prefers and should stop using this by-erections to pressure No Porn Lui to ease up on COEs or fare hikes.
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