Duke of Punggol lectures peasants who wants to defies Ruler Loong's decree on 7M

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PEASANTPORE: Duke of Punggol Teo CH, who is related to Ruler Loong's clan, said the White Lies on Peasant De-population represents a major shift in the way the regime grows its labour force.

He was speaking at the wayang breaking ceremony of the Gestapo Team Tactical Whore Centre on Thursday.

Brushing aside concerns among peasants about the projected foreigners' led population growth to 6.9 million by 2030, Duke Teo, who is also Minion-in-Charge of De-population policies, said the he too LL have to helm the White Lies to be the bad guy. He conceded in fact the White Lies focuses on the interests and benefits of Familee only while the House of Teo have little benefit.

He explained that the regime had actually worked out two scenarios based on flawed assumptions and taken a middle path between the two silly extremes.

The first scenario is to freeze at where Peasantpore is today. This means a labour intensive workforce will shrink sharply as the population ages with no gains in productivity because local peasants are only deemed fit to be cheap backoffice serfs for foreign merchants.

On the other best outcome is to continue growing the workforce using foreigners at about 3.3 per cent a year which has been done for the past 30 years.

This, Duke Teo said the central control rent driven economy is at its deadend and the sun will soon set. Despite the best intentions, the regime has turned the nation into a cheap backoffice pool for Nihons and Ang Mohs. This has worked in the past because the older peasants were contented with low end jobs and most died hapless and stoic with little savings. However their children are fed up with the silly life and most declined to start familes as a protest of their dead beat serf status in foreigners' companies.

As a result, Ruler Loong has no choice but to turn to cheap foreigners from neighbourhood but half the workforce growth rate up to 2020 or face doom during 2016 Procedural Erections.

Ruler Loong lied that after 2020, the growth rate will be brought down further to one per cent but one should look at the Annunities to know the ultimate truth....Ruler Loong can change the rules any time he feels like doing so.

Duke Teo said: "Without true innovation, we are now like Microsoft, boosted by old products Windows and Office. Microsoft is making money extracting rent from Office and Windows while Peasantpore extracting rent from MNCs who exploit cheap serfs for their backoffice operations to plunder South East Asia. Microsoft's share price tanked because they are losing money in all other innovative driven fronts, gaming, search, online business and mobility.

Peasantpore is living on borrowed times, banking on efficiency and infrastructure. We have no pie in the new wave of economic growth. No Apple to boast, no K-Pop or Samsung like the Onion Eaters. We are just a high tech sweatshop for the Ang Mohs and Nihons. Our banking and shipping is just like Windows and Office, nothing exciting and we are losing money in many fronts. Our digital media hub recently died, many new media content varsity startups with Ang Mohs gone down the drain.

Peasantpore has little electronics exposure in the Smartphone and Tablet business. The biomedical dream vaporised as Peasantpore is only a manufacturing hub with zero developments in designer drugs. Plus Ho Jinx is still doing what she does best, making silly punts and if she is in Las Vegas, she be called a 'Whale'.

Like Microsoft, going ahead, we will see growth come down to about three per cent up to 2020 and when the third world resolved their banking, infrastructure and clean up their political system, Peasantpore is a goner.

"We have this fucking control economy where we tell peasants what to do since O levels. Then there is this brain damaging National Serfship that shaves 10 IQ points off the males. The frequent KTV visits shaves another 10 points off working serfs. But they are still good enough for drone back office jobs. But I know we are not getting the high quality, innovation-driven creative growth. Can we do a Apple or Samsung? Impossible with stupid peasants who always vote for Ruler Loong."

At the same time, Duke Teo said Peasantpore would need a complementary group of cheap serfs to fill lower-skilled jobs and another group of innovative and creative foreigners who will help kickstart new industries. But it is unclear if the Steve Jobs want to stay in dour bapok hating Peasantpore. One thing for sure, local peasants only have to do National Serfship to protect those rich foreigners.

Duke Teo also noted that quite a lot of the discussions are focused on the projected population growth to 6.9 million by 2030.

He said that is quite understandable as peasants read too many Jane Austen novels are concerned about competition for jobs as well as infrastructure constraints.

He added that while the regime looks to the future, it is also placing a lot of priority on addressing the immediate concerns of housing and transportation for foreigners because the latter works harder, has complaints, love abuses from merchants and are likely to support Ruler Loong during Procedural Erections.

Duke Teo would like to remind peasants that he will not be staying in sardine packed neighbourhoods, he has a lavish spacious bungalow and he cannot fathom why the stupid peasants are grumbling about staying in birdcages.
 
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