Don't look down on old men

[A Singaporean]

An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happened to pass a brothel.

One of the prostitutes calls out: "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?”

The old man replies: "No, my child, I cannot!"

Prostitute: "Cheer up! Let's try!!!"

The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old

The prostitute says: "Oh gosh! And you still say you cannot?"

The old man replies: "Aaahh, sex I can, what I cannot is pay.”

#oldbutnogold

 

[laksaboy]

 

[jw5]

Great video, thanks!

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happened to pass a brothel.

One of the prostitutes calls out: "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?”

The old man replies: "No, my child, I cannot!"

Prostitute: "Cheer up! Let's try!!!"

The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old

The prostitute says: "Oh gosh! And you still say you cannot?"

The old man replies: "Aaahh, sex I can, what I cannot is pay.”

#oldbutnogold

is the old man @glockman ?
haaaa
that @glockman isn't poor
he is filthy rich!

 

[TerrexLee]

An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happened to pass a brothel.

One of the prostitutes calls out: "Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?”

The old man replies: "No, my child, I cannot!"

Prostitute: "Cheer up! Let's try!!!"

The elderly man enters and performs like a 25 year old

The prostitute says: "Oh gosh! And you still say you cannot?"

The old man replies: "Aaahh, sex I can, what I cannot is pay.”

#oldbutnogold

sex halfway heart attack die cannot pay huh?

 

[glockman]

is the old man @glockman ?
haaaa
that @glockman isn't poor
he is filthy rich!

Filthy yes. Rich no.

On second thought, I am rich with filthy ideas!

 

[nayr69sg]

Filthy yes. Rich no.

On second thought, I am rich with filthy ideas!

Funny dirty and filthy have similar meaning right?

But we can say filthy rich person. But nobody says dirty rich person.

Although I kind of prefer the latter.

 

[glockman]

Funny dirty and filthy have similar meaning right?

But we can say filthy rich person. But nobody says dirty rich person.

Although I kind of prefer the latter.

English is such a funny language. For example,

He performed terribly.
He performed terribly well.

They have the exact opposite meaning!

 

[JustOneSingh]

English is such a funny language. For example,

He performed terribly.
He performed terribly well.

They have the exact opposite meaning!

Bhai,
Nice one!

 

[JustOneSingh]

English is such a funny language. For example,

He performed terribly.
He performed terribly well.

They have the exact opposite meaning!

Bhai,
Watch the Commas too.

He eats, shoots, and leaves. (refers to a cowboy).

He eats shoots and leaves. (refers to a panda).

 

[JustOneSingh]

English is such a funny language. For example,

He performed terribly.
He performed terribly well.

They have the exact opposite meaning!

Bhai,
Try to interpret and explain this :

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

 

[glockman]

Bhai,
Try to interpret and explain this :

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

The elephant was wearing your pajamas! Or next time, change clothes before shooting lah.

 

[JustOneSingh]

The elephant was wearing your pajamas! Or next time, change clothes before shooting lah.

Bhai,
Rephrase :
One morning,
In my pajamas,
I shot an elephant.

 

[glockman]

Bhai,
Rephrase :
One morning,
In my pajamas,
I shot an elephant.

Yes, good one

 

[tanwahtiu]

LaoTze is back again. A Die hard pollute the site and create bad user experience for others..

Bhai,
Nice one!

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[bonds]

Filthy yes. Rich no.

On second thought, I am rich with filthy ideas!

K.N.N.

Donch deny your wealth.
Scare me and @sweetiepie
Lob you arh?