iz a gud job! ... besides gud pay ...
u do not haf 2 use ur blains @ all ...
u oni nid 2 rubber stamp ...
u r provided wif model answers 4 regurgitation if asked ...
u get 2 ...
- haf body gards n escorts 2 clear ur way 4 u whereva u go ... u dunno watz traffic jams anymor ...
- eat wind wifout using ur own moni under ze guise of official visits ...
- eat bestest fud @ top crass restaurants n do not haf 2 pay a cent ...
- haf ze bestest seats wif ze bestest, unblocked views @ events n performances ...
- wayang as kind, caring n charitable @ charity n fundraising events n create a gud image 4 urself ...
@ ze n of ze day ...
tok cok n blow ur trumpet on how tuff ur life has been as a prez ...
shed sum croc tears 4 drama mama ...