This woman keep "he, he is the problem". Sign of an overbearing wife.
Lack empathy, no sense of remorse. She's the classic exhibit A that God made a mistake of giving woman a tongue and no conscience.
Face with makeup. 3 shots of whiskey to complete the deed
Behaviour in awkward situation. Put up a face of morality. Yeah, furnish the story with imitate details.
Since she is a cat lover, minus 1 shot of whiskey. Gossipy, potential backstabber in office. Beware
Face with makeup, 2 shots of whiskey to complete the deed. Might consider finishing it anally to satisfy my inner animal carnal desires.
Said wanted to get married by 25. But now 27 yet unmarried. Mentioned wanted to have children, then roti prata.
In short, a clueless bitch with high divorce potential.
Face with makeup. 1 shot of whiskey, best complete the deed sober with condom. Or don't complete the deed at all.
Keep the used condom and dispose somewhere else. Make her shower herself thoroughly. Buyers beware. Caveat Emptor. She might cry rape.
The classic story teller type. Similar to the one above mentioned. Less clueless. Get her totally drunk.
Face with makeup, 1 shot of whiskey or sober. Approach with caution to complete the deed.