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Die I Pang Sai PAng Beh Chut!

Chee bye.

like this also post.

follow krafty lah.
use spoon to dig lah.
 
Ask Tonychat to help you with your arse...
 
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After the server went down how my points dropped until negative values?

What did I say that makes people Ben song??
 
Chee bye.

like this also post.

follow krafty lah.
use spoon to dig lah.

Use toothpicks from Din Tai Fung. ;)

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Be careful of your ginger intake, especially ginger tea. A glass full of ginger tea will cause constipation.

If it's serious, buy an enigma bag. It's actually soap water, but remember when you squeeze the soap water into your anus contract your anal muscles at the same time and try to "hold" the water within your anal duct for as long as possible in order for the enigma to be effective.

Cultivate a habit of clearing your bowels every morning. Include Malay food in your diet, especially when the food is a mixture of chilli and coconut milk.

Hope it helps.
 
buy Lactus............kind of sweet syrup at pharmacy...........then drink loads of water...........works every time............

dragon fruits work great too
 
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take high fibre food,
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esp fruits like papaya, pears
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and drink lots of water.





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This forum is deteriorating with crap threads like this one.:eek:
 
How to fix this problem?

Everytime must wait a bit longer to see my postings?

Use the ex SBF forummer wahlaneh recommended method - manual evacuation.

follow this step in sequence :
1. apply a few drip of olive oil to your index finger
2. squat down and spread yr leg wide apart
3. insert index finger slowly into anus,and slowly middle finger, followed by 4th finger, 5th and finally whole wrsit into it and dig out the sai
 
these are the tools you need. the most important is the 50-foot roto-rooter.

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25-foot roto-looter will not cut it. it will not "root"; it will just "loot" your kar chng.

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