Cooleo GAN DBAss foreign trash very hard! (Acceptable?)

[cooleo]

Sometimes when the bank comes to u, it may not mean u are a high net worth individual....hehe

 

[Spock]

It's pretty obvious that none of you guys are high net worth individuals.

When I have a banking issue, my bank sends someone over to see me.

Would that be the blood bank or the sperm bank?

 

[red amoeba]

It's pretty obvious that none of you guys are high net worth individuals.

When I have a banking issue, my bank sends someone over to see me.

if you are a high Net worth individual - you WONT have Banking issues, your banker would have anticipated and solved it for you.

 

[cooleo]

 

[Logisex]

I assume u are referring to the time when they had to repossess your house and car? Sam...please let's not kid ourselves. lol

Sam watch too much bank advertisements on priority/private banking. The latest one is by UOB.

 

[Logisex]

A private banker can do a lot of things for you, including picking up your mistress after she does her nails. But that's for REALLY high net worth clients - not some forum or porn site administrators. We are talking about people like the Khoo or Ng family etc here.

For the others, the only time they will come to see you is when they try to sell you some dubious investment products.

 

[red amoeba]

A private banker can do a lot of things for you, including picking up your mistress after she does her nails. But that's for REALLY high net worth clients - not some forum or porn site administrators. We are talking about people like the Khoo or Ng family etc here.

For the others, the only time they will come to see you is when they try to sell you some dubious investment products.

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does it include going to bed with you...???

 

[erection2015]

haha thats a good one. I see your nose getting longer though.

It's pretty obvious that none of you guys are high net worth individuals.

When I have a banking issue, my bank sends someone over to see me.

 

[Logisex]

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does it include going to bed with you...???

Some clients do expect that. Got a female colleague who used to be a private banker. There was once when she had to dine with a male client and the bank sent another male colleague to sit a few tables away to watch over her as they know this client is a chee ko pek.

A friend's friend also had an experience with a high net worth client where she went to this client's office and the client hinted that he will close his account if she did not have sex with him in his bedroom attached to his office. Yes, there is a queen size bed in his office.

There are people out there who will do anything just for money or hoping to be married into the rich families. All those lao jiao rich people know that and they capitalise on it. They know how to play the game, which is why they become so rich in the first place.

 

[Rogue Trader]

It's pretty obvious that none of you guys are high net worth individuals.

When I have a banking issue, my bank sends someone over to see me.

Your banker came over but couldn't reach you. He left a message:

 

[jw5]

if you are a high Net worth individual - you WONT have Banking issues, your banker would have anticipated and solved it for you.

In some cases, the banking issues are caused by the banker. :o