confession from decades past

[zhihau]

yalor, she will never forget you...

haven't the faintest clue :p:p:p

 

[laksaboy]

I have a comforting thought that once you lick a woman's pussy she will never forget you.

Don't be too sure about that.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster...-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

 

[cheesecake]

Don't be too sure about that.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster...-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

I'm sure if one does it the right way it will be an experience she will never forget.

http://everything2.com/title/Cunnilingus+FAQ

 

[jw5]

haven't the faintest clue :p:p:p

I'm sure if one does it the right way it will be an experience she will never forget.

http://everything2.com/title/Cunnilingus+FAQ

If it's done the wrong way, she will also never forget.

 

[eatshitndie]

I'm sure if one does it the right way it will be an experience she will never forget.

if the pussy is extremely rotten and pungent, you will also never forget. :p

 

[eatshitndie]

Don't be too sure about that.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster...-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

rotflmao!!! that story made my day. i'm swearing off black slimy abalones the next cny.

 

[eatshitndie]

Had dinner with the crew earlier at this seafood stall owned by a Fat Malay makcik.. Her weight should be around 100kg.. I think she must have been a hot babe in her kampung during her heydays 30 years ago..:p:p:p

there must be a genetic rationale on why they bloat after pooping out babies.

 

[Stompiss]

have a confession to make. when i was going to school in sg, i was lewd to an intelligent, sweet and docile minah, who was my fellow classmate. i harassed her day in day out, joking about her sexuality in front of other classmates. in truth, i was attracted to her, totally fixated by her kindness, warmth and helpfulness. but most of all, i wanted her. she was a possession i couldn't have. she was unfazed by my taunts, instead expressing calm and maturity never seen before in a female adolescent. she even smiled at me in quiet moments. that drove me even crazier.:*:

thinking back, i was such a monster, deserving of punishment, but the school and teachers didn't do a thing to protect her from me. i should have been expelled. when i reached pubescent and we parted ways due to streaming, i stopped. and i missed her dearly. she even invited me to her home, and i met her parents and siblings. and that was when i realized i had an angel with me for years, yet i wasted all those goodness and times and trashed them. i'm so sorry, regretful and remorseful now. if there's something i can do now as a holiday wish, i wish to find her, face her and apologize deeply with all my heart....and express how great a person she is. she must be a granny macik by now.

Hor hor, i go tell your wife, hehehe

 

[eatshitndie]

Hor hor, i go tell your wife, hehehe

never trust anything that is posted on the internet, especially sbf. :p

 

[looneytan]

Enjoyed reading your heartfelt confession.

..... but he is still as disgusting as ever!

I tell you, if you post this a couple years ago I'll say you are Ah Ram's clone

 

[Froggy]

I tell you, if you post this a couple years ago I'll say you are Ah Ram's clone

He is. Ramsey used the funeral thingy just to retire his nick. Gosh I miss that guy.

 

[eatshitndie]

He is. Ramsey used the funeral thingy just to retire his nick. Gosh I miss that guy.

he asked me to relay this message to you.... "flip over and burn effigy of spf police car. i need transport with siren and flashing lights. over here, they are all dead and bochap. "

 

[Marilyn]

I tell you, if you post this a couple years ago I'll say you are Ah Ram's clone

Thanks?

I heard he's a legend...

 

[GoldenDragon]

Unfortunately we were not destined for each other but I have a comforting thought that once you lick a woman's pussy she will never forget you.

Hahahaaaaa...... Agree with you. Not only never forget you. Never forgive you if you don't do it again.

 

[looneytan]

Thanks?

I heard he's a legend...

Ah Ram had clone in all direction, north, east, south, west, up and down

he's a legend...