A Poor Man’s Meal
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to one and all …
Sorry for not being able to write up as I was busy making ends meet. Must make hay while there is still festival.
Preamble
It is not that I have travelled that far to become a guru in this topic. But, the sad news is that everywhere I go, I am always considered fresh meat to locals. Be it the semi-whites (yellows that have been to these adopting countries long time ago) or the local locals. They love to sponge and feed off the just freshly landed immigrants.
When I was in white country, the whites tried very hard to sponge me off. The semi-whites were no better. They charged me double the market rental rate and claimed that it is for my own good that they are protecting me in the meantime.
When I was in MY, the same thing happened. The local shops claimed that they have the best wares and the best prices. In the end, the prices were shit at best. They also love to sponge newly landed immigrants blind. Most food stores were hopeless.
This essay is to break their rice bowls.
Chicken
The best chickens are the live kampong chickens. If you go to the market to buy, it will cost you rm25-26 per kg. Sometimes the chicken is at least 2 kg in weight, don’t buy it. The meat is tough and it takes more than 2 hours just to cook the meat. When eating, I got to chew until I died. Try instead, the chickens that are weighing around 1.5 kg. But, this is a good life to have, eating kampong chickens.
Next best is the cross-meat-kampong chickens (光颈). These are fat chickens that are allowed to roam freely. They are about rm14 per kg. I always buy this type of chicken; it is a good breed to eat. Not so tough and quite juicy. Please buy from the wet-market and don’t buy from shophouses.
The not-so-good one is the common chickens from EconSave (can still buy). Please don’t buy from the “other” vendors in the wet-market, most of their chickens are not fresh.
Anyway, chicken is the most economical meat around.
The best eggs surprising are not kampong chicken eggs or any AAA eggs. The best eggs are the AA eggs. They are very fast moving and liked by most customers. So please don’t buy the more expensive kampong chicken or AAA eggs. They are much slower moving and by the time you finished eating, at least 5-8 per 30 eggs are rotten, i.e., they are not fresh and therefore not healthy. Please buy from the wet-market and not anywhere else.
Pork
When I first landed, I went to very-established pork vendors (shophouse-type, at least 30-40 yo), they told me their pork is the best and they are the cheapest in town. I believe them and I bought a couple of times from them at rm26-27 per kg. @#@#%$^%& … Little did I realise that I was conned big time. I later go to less established vendors; they were selling to me at rm23 per kg for their best parts and gave a further 10% discount or so.
Even the minced meat, the earlier vendors tried to con me by giving me very fatty portion and inclusive of the skin. I now insist that my minced meat is to be chosen by me first, without skin attached, before sending to the grinder.
With better rapport, I got free liver and occasional meat parts. Again buy from very wet market.
Fish
Unfortunate for me, EconSave’s fish are always not so fresh, otherwise the fish selling in EconSave are damn cheap. Occasionally though, EconSave does have great fish on sale. So choose wisely.
Fish selling, unfortunately too, is dominated by the Chinese. So one can only choose among the least expensive sellers.
For red groupers, they are priced around rm75-85 per kg. The meat is almost the same as normal black groupers. I prefer to buy black groupers rm35-38 per kg to save on cash. Nowadays, I always buy huge fish (at least 3-5 kg) and chop them to small piece and eat slowly. The large fish skin is always a delicacy to savour. 青衣 and Napoleon or Maori wrasse (Soo Mei) are totally over-rated. Don’t buy them, very hard to cook and eat nice.
龙旦 is nice too. The value of the fish lies in the large amount of collagen found in its skin, head and fins.
Snappers are priced the same as groupers. So, please don’t waste your time buying them. The meat is just bland.
Interestingly, they have halibut, a very nice fish. It reminds me of western world living.
The other nice fish is the gold pomfret. The white and the black ones are not nice.
If one needs to deep fry, please visit EconSave and get cheaper fishes. The above-captioned fishes are meant only for simple steaming to get the super taste.
Beef
Beef is non-existent. So this is a good opportunity for entrepreneurs to bring good cuts from the white countries.
EconSave
This is the best place to buy everyday’s groceries. I can’t find a cheaper place. Places like what mart that mart, damn con jobs. The best part is no one ever in MY told me that this is the best place for groceries. If one feel atas, then go to Tesco. Giant is over-priced. Go to Aeon Jusco for your die-hard branded range. But, mostly purchases are fuck-up in taste.
Mr DIY
Every single hardware joint in MY is a con job. I ever taught a very rich guy in KL to shop in Mr DIY. He was surprised that the quality in Mr DIY is so good. As long as one doesn’t overuse the tools, the quality is believable. This shop saves me a tone of hard cash. Easily saved in the thousands.
If one needed more things, 高福 is a good place to go.
Internet Purchases
Lazada is a good place to shop. Quite safe. 7 days return and no questions asked. I have bought multiple handsets from there. Save easily in the hundreds, if not thousands. Phones like Redmi Note 4 (rm699) are damn solid buy. It works even in thunder-storms, but not Huawei p9 (rm2200) or something like that doesn’t even work. It is a joke.
Enough read for the day …
in metta …