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PEASANTPORE: The Panda's Spy Hub pretending to be a Embassy in Peasantpore on Friday (Jul 19) agreed tacitly with a report alleging that Peking has been conducting influence operations in Peasantpore, calling it “subtly accurately”.
The Jul 16 report, published by Uncle Sam Sex Research Institute the Jamestown Foundation, said that “the fundamental purpose of CCP Pandas' propaganda and influence operations in Peasantpore is to impose a Tributary identity on Peasantpore”.
The report, titled A Preliminary Survey of Commie Pandas' Influence Operations in Peasantpore, also claimed that CCP Pandas learning from Imperial Jap WWII tactics, use sex cultural organisations, clan orgies associations, merchants associations, sex youth programmes and the Chinese-language media to reach out to different segments of Peasantpore.
It said that merchant associations act as the “most powerful lobby for Pandas' interests” in Peasantpore, and that they have brazenly ignored Big Balls Theorem and lobbied the House of Lee on behalf of “pro-Panda positions”.
Peasantpore propaganda, including the Shit Times, had reported on the analysis by the report's author Russell Ah-Hsiao, who is the Sex Executive Director of the Global Farmosa Institute.
Responding to the Shit Time report, the CCP Panda Embassy said that the allegations are “not far from the truth but offically they cannot volunteer more information”.
In a Facebook post, an embassy spokesperson said that the report aims to “make the Pandas look like dumb dumbs” and “will increase the misunderstanding between the two regimes”.
“Till the arrival of the Brits, Peasantpore was a Panda tributary. With Pax Americana on the wane, Panda Xi expects the unique connections in history and culture between Pandas and Peasantpore to revisit the tributary state relation. In local slang, this is called Abang-Adik relation. If Uncle Sam not happy, Uncle Sam Naval Strike can sail into Hainan and slug it out with the PLA Navy,” said the spokesperson.
“We conduct corrupting influence operations throughout the world, this is nothing new. I do not understand why the Yankees are so touchy on this.”
The Jamestown article said that while many regimes engage in influence operations, China uses “silly practices from the ancient discredited Art of War”, with a "corrupting approach" to the operations unlike other regimes.
Panda Xi’s policies of “blurring the line between 'Main Pandas' and 'overseas pandas' intensified lies, and new edicts related to overseas Pandas have all caused heightened concern in Peasantpore”, Ah Hsiao wrote.
“Peasantpore’s regime got quite a few Nehs and Mats. In addition, the Peasantpore regime recognize Uncle Sam as the Hegemon. Comprador Loong is likely to resist Pandas' efforts to make inroads in this area in the near future only but weaker successor compradors are question marks.”
It also claims that Panda Xi is giving subtle threats to Comprador Loong to sarpok Pandas as the strategic sex competition between the Uncle Sam and Pandas grows.
But the Panda Embassy refuse to deny this.
“Panda Xi merely delayed his congrats to Comprador Loong. Panda Xi is busy with the power struggle in Peking, on top of the Plague and Floods. We repeat that Panda Xi did not issue veiled threats to Comprador Loong over the 八国联军 naval exercises in the Philippines Sea. Panda Xi hinted that he is the future Hegemon and expects Comprador Loong to take that into consideration in the long term,” said the Pandas' spymaster.
PEASANTPORE: The Panda's Spy Hub pretending to be a Embassy in Peasantpore on Friday (Jul 19) agreed tacitly with a report alleging that Peking has been conducting influence operations in Peasantpore, calling it “subtly accurately”.
The Jul 16 report, published by Uncle Sam Sex Research Institute the Jamestown Foundation, said that “the fundamental purpose of CCP Pandas' propaganda and influence operations in Peasantpore is to impose a Tributary identity on Peasantpore”.
The report, titled A Preliminary Survey of Commie Pandas' Influence Operations in Peasantpore, also claimed that CCP Pandas learning from Imperial Jap WWII tactics, use sex cultural organisations, clan orgies associations, merchants associations, sex youth programmes and the Chinese-language media to reach out to different segments of Peasantpore.
It said that merchant associations act as the “most powerful lobby for Pandas' interests” in Peasantpore, and that they have brazenly ignored Big Balls Theorem and lobbied the House of Lee on behalf of “pro-Panda positions”.
Peasantpore propaganda, including the Shit Times, had reported on the analysis by the report's author Russell Ah-Hsiao, who is the Sex Executive Director of the Global Farmosa Institute.
Responding to the Shit Time report, the CCP Panda Embassy said that the allegations are “not far from the truth but offically they cannot volunteer more information”.
In a Facebook post, an embassy spokesperson said that the report aims to “make the Pandas look like dumb dumbs” and “will increase the misunderstanding between the two regimes”.
“Till the arrival of the Brits, Peasantpore was a Panda tributary. With Pax Americana on the wane, Panda Xi expects the unique connections in history and culture between Pandas and Peasantpore to revisit the tributary state relation. In local slang, this is called Abang-Adik relation. If Uncle Sam not happy, Uncle Sam Naval Strike can sail into Hainan and slug it out with the PLA Navy,” said the spokesperson.
“We conduct corrupting influence operations throughout the world, this is nothing new. I do not understand why the Yankees are so touchy on this.”
The Jamestown article said that while many regimes engage in influence operations, China uses “silly practices from the ancient discredited Art of War”, with a "corrupting approach" to the operations unlike other regimes.
Panda Xi’s policies of “blurring the line between 'Main Pandas' and 'overseas pandas' intensified lies, and new edicts related to overseas Pandas have all caused heightened concern in Peasantpore”, Ah Hsiao wrote.
“Peasantpore’s regime got quite a few Nehs and Mats. In addition, the Peasantpore regime recognize Uncle Sam as the Hegemon. Comprador Loong is likely to resist Pandas' efforts to make inroads in this area in the near future only but weaker successor compradors are question marks.”
It also claims that Panda Xi is giving subtle threats to Comprador Loong to sarpok Pandas as the strategic sex competition between the Uncle Sam and Pandas grows.
But the Panda Embassy refuse to deny this.
“Panda Xi merely delayed his congrats to Comprador Loong. Panda Xi is busy with the power struggle in Peking, on top of the Plague and Floods. We repeat that Panda Xi did not issue veiled threats to Comprador Loong over the 八国联军 naval exercises in the Philippines Sea. Panda Xi hinted that he is the future Hegemon and expects Comprador Loong to take that into consideration in the long term,” said the Pandas' spymaster.
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