Might as well claim pigs can fly and the aliens build the pyramids.
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PEASANTPORE: The 2011 National Propoganda Survey on the Arty Farty Scene has found that more peasants and foreign leeches pretending to be residents, fark care personal benefits in the arts. It will be more naturally if close to 70 per cent of respondents showed a strong support for liberalising pornography.
A total of 2,038 bogus local peasants and foreign leeches were conjured and they were 'interviewed' between October and December 2011.
The made believe survey showed there has been a steady increase in audience numbers - with one in two local peasant or foreign leech having downloaded at least one porn clip in the last 12 full moons, compared to one in three in 2002.
Of course, most dodgy KTV operators will never tell you that attendance has also increased across all 'lai sup' joints, with easy availability of Hotel 81s and online booking of 'escorts' being the two top choices among respondents.
Over the last decade, the National Sex Council (NSC) knew that dodgy KTV attendance has become more evenly distributed across the demographic and income groups. However, while youth peasant participation in the sex and swinging scene is higher compared to other segments, it has dropped significantly from 40 per cent in 2009 to 28 per cent in 2011 due to some bad press of sex videos leaked e.g. NYP Tammy.
The National Sex Survey on the Sexapore is the seventh edition published by NSC.
This is the first time the sex report is published in full and is part of the sex council's ongoing efforts to provide sex practitioners, swingers and industry stakeholders e.g. KTV owners, with useful resources to help plan and implement their sex programmes and activities to attract high income lechers from Ang Moh or Nihon states.
For the first time, the survey also examined the bapok, swinging and attitudes towards the bapoks and swingers of four profile segments - youth, PMEBs, those married with children, as well as high ranking lackeys, rogue teachers and principals.
It found that the involvement of youth in the swinging far exceeds that of the average respondent. One poster boy is Alvin Tan, sex blogger with possible Adronis Disease, where 61 per cent of youth peasants clamouring for more sex videos of him and succubus aka Vivian doing the 69. At least 28 per cent wanted to sign up for a three or foursome with the dynamic duo.
61 per cent of jaded professionals surveyed have visited at least one KTV joint, massage palour, health centres or related 'activity', but only 19 per cent have a more active 'commando' theme participation in KTV joints of any class.
Dodgy sexploits involvement among those married with peasant children was lower than the average as they are busy fighting off cheaper foreigners who are trying to steal their rice bowls.
Regime lackeys and minions have the lowest level of involvement in the deviant or naughty sexploits with high profile arrests of various former disgraced high ranking perverts in uniform e.g. Narcos Bigwig Ng Ah Gay (addicted to married cocksuckers).
The National Sex Council said a broad definition of normal and deviant sex activities was adopted for the survey as it recognises the diversity of hedonistic lifestyles, decadent cultures and amorous communities that now make up the Peasantpore population. However despite their naughty attitudes, most Asiatic peasants draw the line from paedophiles (Jonathan Wong), in this respect, they are more respectable than ang mohs who have no qualms preying on children.
Bapok and swinging activities included in this survey range from classical and traditional bapok anal sex, and fine art of rapid arse thrusting exhibitions, to more mainstream and urban swinging genres demostrated by sex blogger Alvin his succubus muse Vivian, which include display of their ugly private parts, standard sex positions and cheap publicity seeking stunts. Vivian the Malaccan Succubus, is understood to have applied to the authorities for a permit to organise a sex+drug party at Palau Hantu and she crowed Ang Mohs and Nihon perverts will be bring their pets to gang bang her in that event.
This broad approach allows for a comprehensive snapshot of the current level of interest, attitudes and perceptions towards normal and deviant sex practices, as well as peasants' habits and their influencing factors.
"Lumpar, what art? The sex survey provides a snapshot of the deviant sexual behavioural patterns of our peasants in terms of their involvement in, bapok sex and swinging. We hope such holy relevation information and insights will help our sex bloggers and swingers get more recognition and plan their sex parties and blogs more effectively and efficiently without all those hypocritical moans," said Bapok Benny Puah, chief sexecutive officer of the National Sex Council.
He added: "NSC also uses the research findings to guide our work. For example, we identified swingers groups that may have been overlooked or under-represented in the past, and are seeing how we can work with our swingers to fill the gaps. Bapoks could have been inducted into the mainstream but due to the opposition of the conservative and rabid X'tian bloc, it is impossible to co-opt them.
"In recent months, targeted programmes such as Swing Props and Swing@Work have brought quality swinging experiences to specific demographic groups, namely the silver generation and jaded professionals respectively but Ruler Loong has decreed that his lackeys and minions must be excluded at all costs"
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1238135/1/.html
PEASANTPORE: The 2011 National Propoganda Survey on the Arty Farty Scene has found that more peasants and foreign leeches pretending to be residents, fark care personal benefits in the arts. It will be more naturally if close to 70 per cent of respondents showed a strong support for liberalising pornography.
A total of 2,038 bogus local peasants and foreign leeches were conjured and they were 'interviewed' between October and December 2011.
The made believe survey showed there has been a steady increase in audience numbers - with one in two local peasant or foreign leech having downloaded at least one porn clip in the last 12 full moons, compared to one in three in 2002.
Of course, most dodgy KTV operators will never tell you that attendance has also increased across all 'lai sup' joints, with easy availability of Hotel 81s and online booking of 'escorts' being the two top choices among respondents.
Over the last decade, the National Sex Council (NSC) knew that dodgy KTV attendance has become more evenly distributed across the demographic and income groups. However, while youth peasant participation in the sex and swinging scene is higher compared to other segments, it has dropped significantly from 40 per cent in 2009 to 28 per cent in 2011 due to some bad press of sex videos leaked e.g. NYP Tammy.
The National Sex Survey on the Sexapore is the seventh edition published by NSC.
This is the first time the sex report is published in full and is part of the sex council's ongoing efforts to provide sex practitioners, swingers and industry stakeholders e.g. KTV owners, with useful resources to help plan and implement their sex programmes and activities to attract high income lechers from Ang Moh or Nihon states.
For the first time, the survey also examined the bapok, swinging and attitudes towards the bapoks and swingers of four profile segments - youth, PMEBs, those married with children, as well as high ranking lackeys, rogue teachers and principals.
It found that the involvement of youth in the swinging far exceeds that of the average respondent. One poster boy is Alvin Tan, sex blogger with possible Adronis Disease, where 61 per cent of youth peasants clamouring for more sex videos of him and succubus aka Vivian doing the 69. At least 28 per cent wanted to sign up for a three or foursome with the dynamic duo.
61 per cent of jaded professionals surveyed have visited at least one KTV joint, massage palour, health centres or related 'activity', but only 19 per cent have a more active 'commando' theme participation in KTV joints of any class.
Dodgy sexploits involvement among those married with peasant children was lower than the average as they are busy fighting off cheaper foreigners who are trying to steal their rice bowls.
Regime lackeys and minions have the lowest level of involvement in the deviant or naughty sexploits with high profile arrests of various former disgraced high ranking perverts in uniform e.g. Narcos Bigwig Ng Ah Gay (addicted to married cocksuckers).
The National Sex Council said a broad definition of normal and deviant sex activities was adopted for the survey as it recognises the diversity of hedonistic lifestyles, decadent cultures and amorous communities that now make up the Peasantpore population. However despite their naughty attitudes, most Asiatic peasants draw the line from paedophiles (Jonathan Wong), in this respect, they are more respectable than ang mohs who have no qualms preying on children.
Bapok and swinging activities included in this survey range from classical and traditional bapok anal sex, and fine art of rapid arse thrusting exhibitions, to more mainstream and urban swinging genres demostrated by sex blogger Alvin his succubus muse Vivian, which include display of their ugly private parts, standard sex positions and cheap publicity seeking stunts. Vivian the Malaccan Succubus, is understood to have applied to the authorities for a permit to organise a sex+drug party at Palau Hantu and she crowed Ang Mohs and Nihon perverts will be bring their pets to gang bang her in that event.
This broad approach allows for a comprehensive snapshot of the current level of interest, attitudes and perceptions towards normal and deviant sex practices, as well as peasants' habits and their influencing factors.
"Lumpar, what art? The sex survey provides a snapshot of the deviant sexual behavioural patterns of our peasants in terms of their involvement in, bapok sex and swinging. We hope such holy relevation information and insights will help our sex bloggers and swingers get more recognition and plan their sex parties and blogs more effectively and efficiently without all those hypocritical moans," said Bapok Benny Puah, chief sexecutive officer of the National Sex Council.
He added: "NSC also uses the research findings to guide our work. For example, we identified swingers groups that may have been overlooked or under-represented in the past, and are seeing how we can work with our swingers to fill the gaps. Bapoks could have been inducted into the mainstream but due to the opposition of the conservative and rabid X'tian bloc, it is impossible to co-opt them.
"In recent months, targeted programmes such as Swing Props and Swing@Work have brought quality swinging experiences to specific demographic groups, namely the silver generation and jaded professionals respectively but Ruler Loong has decreed that his lackeys and minions must be excluded at all costs"
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