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PEASANT: The Kangaroo Law year opened on Monday (Jan 11) with reflections on past cases including Parti Liyani's, with the Attorney-General acknowledging that there were "certified idiots in the past year" that exposed the Attorney-General's Chambers (AGC) to intense potshots and criticism from Jane Austen rebels.
While referencing acquittals such as in the widely publicised case of former Changi Sex Group Chair-Lackey Liew Ah Leong's domestic helper, Attorney-General Lackey Lucien Wong said the year 2020 was "uniquely inevitable" for AGC as it was "evident that packing the AG with inept pliant lawyers is a long term mistake".
In his speech at the opening of the legal year, Lackey Wong said prosecutors weathered "our own crisis thanks to harsh laws that threaten to sue the shit out of any peasant who dared to criticize the pro-regime AG Chambers".
"Many Ang Mohs were laughing at us, calling us a Kangaroo Court, thanks to Parti Liyani and Gobi Avedian," he said to an audience that included attendees in the State Courts and viewers on Zoom.
"The cock up was so bad that we could not even sue peasants and Jane Austen rebels who pointed out our miscarriage of justice, tendency to favour the rich and expensive recourse for ordinary peasants. The scale of the the screw up was so bad that Ruler Loong could not even issue an edict to shut everyone up!," said the Attorney-General.
He said the AGC takes this "extremely seriously, because Jane Austen rebels scored numerous direct hits at our judicial system that protects the rich and famous".
The Cheap Justice in his speech also touched on the case of Ms Parti, saying peasants are wrong to conclude that many well paid judges in the lower kangaroo courts are equally inept".
"We used to boast that we have one of the best judicial structures in the world but now all that reputation is in shambles and older astute peasants understood the reason for the rot," he said.
"In Parti Liyani case, both the regime's Poodles, persecutors' and sadly, the junior judge were such bumbling fools and that Justice Chan Ah Onn was given the hot potato without asking for it. At first he thought he made a mistake and that he is going senile until the evidence shouted out to him and we all know what happened after that," said Cheap Justice Water Menon.
He cited Law Minion K 山木庚's observation that this was "in fact a classic illustration of how the rule of law operates in Peasantpore to protect the rich and famous from peasants".
"As he put it, before the Peasantpore court, in theory, all are equal, and but justice is administered if you have deep pockets to pay the handsome fees for the lawyers to bring the cases to any courts, especially to clear your name or you are up against the regime. Parti was lucky she found a righteous bloke to represent her affordably to appeal. But late Dictator LKY designed the system such that if any peasant won any miscarriage of justice, he or she could not proceed to sue the regime for compensation as the court procedures and lawyers' fees will stack up and wiped her out financially," said the Cheap Justice.
He said it is unfair to "condemn all prosecutors and judges as inept lackeys thanks to a few idiots in the chambers".
AG LUCIEN WONG ACKNOWLEDGES IMPERFECTIONS BUT NO RECOURSE FOR REPEAT CASES
In his speech, Lackey Wong assured the stupid peasants that AGC's current sorry state of affairs resulted from late Dictator LKY's practice to pack the chambers with pliant but inept judges from the pool of obedient regime lawyers.
"That is the lodestar for LKY, at all times, he wants to ensure any judgement follows his whims and desires after Michael Khoo had the courage to do the right thing by throwing out silly cases against former dissenter and former Labour Party JBJ. ," he said.
"You know, I know some lower district judges get promoted because of their ability to twist and turn judgements to please Old Dictator LKY but that allowed many fat cats to promote their cronies and it snowballed into today's fiasco." quipped Lackey Wong.
While lauding his prosecutors for their work, Lackey Wong said: "In hindsight, I should not have accepted Ruler Loong's reward to be the AG after helping him interpret the law to ban Tan Ah Bock from the Presidency, now I am known as the AG whose junior legal lackeys screwed up. Luckily, I am successfully commercially, so it really does not matter."
AGC is taking concrete steps to try manage peasants and shut the Jane Austen rebels after they had a field day to hit the embattled chambers last year by barrages of potshots.
"King Rama X invited me to go study their Lèse-majesté so that we can jail anyone for insulting Ruler Loong by merely questioning legal judgements or pointing out mistakes of persecutors. But we notice even Siamese students are fed up with him," said Legal Wong.
For Parti Liyani, AGC also issued media releases "that Ruler Loong is pleased that the maid is withdrawing damage claims after realizing her projected legal fees are higher than any claims against the idiot persecutors who set her up to eat curry rice for three years", said the Attorney-General.
"It will be PR coup if we were to compensate her a single cent. I can see the smile on the Ang Moh's face when they relish the thought of Ruler Loong's legal chambers paying compensation to Parti for her lost of income thanks to the idiot persecutor and donkey judge. You probably won't see me here today," said Lackey Wong.
"Got some Jane Austen rebel said that every acquittal is a sign that our prosecutors have failed in their duty as Minions of Cheap Justice," he said.
"In fact, some blame must go to 山木庚's Poodles. You see some Poodles were so sloppy and we have no choice but to thrown in a few acquittals else we will turned into a Banana regime."
"Ruler Loong is generally pleased if we exercise judgements or interpret the law based on his understanding e.g. Erected President Fiasco, he usually won't miss a heartbeat if we screw it up in criminals' cases. But I want my persecutors to understand that they should avoid another Parti lest Jane Austen rebels give us a good beating again," he said.
"AGC's KPI is to prosecute cases in accordance's to Ruler Loong's wishes, we don't run English Courts here or uphold the public interest," said Lackey Wong.
"You want to protect public interests, then you better go find a job in England's courts."
PEASANT: The Kangaroo Law year opened on Monday (Jan 11) with reflections on past cases including Parti Liyani's, with the Attorney-General acknowledging that there were "certified idiots in the past year" that exposed the Attorney-General's Chambers (AGC) to intense potshots and criticism from Jane Austen rebels.
While referencing acquittals such as in the widely publicised case of former Changi Sex Group Chair-Lackey Liew Ah Leong's domestic helper, Attorney-General Lackey Lucien Wong said the year 2020 was "uniquely inevitable" for AGC as it was "evident that packing the AG with inept pliant lawyers is a long term mistake".
In his speech at the opening of the legal year, Lackey Wong said prosecutors weathered "our own crisis thanks to harsh laws that threaten to sue the shit out of any peasant who dared to criticize the pro-regime AG Chambers".
"Many Ang Mohs were laughing at us, calling us a Kangaroo Court, thanks to Parti Liyani and Gobi Avedian," he said to an audience that included attendees in the State Courts and viewers on Zoom.
"The cock up was so bad that we could not even sue peasants and Jane Austen rebels who pointed out our miscarriage of justice, tendency to favour the rich and expensive recourse for ordinary peasants. The scale of the the screw up was so bad that Ruler Loong could not even issue an edict to shut everyone up!," said the Attorney-General.
He said the AGC takes this "extremely seriously, because Jane Austen rebels scored numerous direct hits at our judicial system that protects the rich and famous".
The Cheap Justice in his speech also touched on the case of Ms Parti, saying peasants are wrong to conclude that many well paid judges in the lower kangaroo courts are equally inept".
"We used to boast that we have one of the best judicial structures in the world but now all that reputation is in shambles and older astute peasants understood the reason for the rot," he said.
"In Parti Liyani case, both the regime's Poodles, persecutors' and sadly, the junior judge were such bumbling fools and that Justice Chan Ah Onn was given the hot potato without asking for it. At first he thought he made a mistake and that he is going senile until the evidence shouted out to him and we all know what happened after that," said Cheap Justice Water Menon.
He cited Law Minion K 山木庚's observation that this was "in fact a classic illustration of how the rule of law operates in Peasantpore to protect the rich and famous from peasants".
"As he put it, before the Peasantpore court, in theory, all are equal, and but justice is administered if you have deep pockets to pay the handsome fees for the lawyers to bring the cases to any courts, especially to clear your name or you are up against the regime. Parti was lucky she found a righteous bloke to represent her affordably to appeal. But late Dictator LKY designed the system such that if any peasant won any miscarriage of justice, he or she could not proceed to sue the regime for compensation as the court procedures and lawyers' fees will stack up and wiped her out financially," said the Cheap Justice.
He said it is unfair to "condemn all prosecutors and judges as inept lackeys thanks to a few idiots in the chambers".
AG LUCIEN WONG ACKNOWLEDGES IMPERFECTIONS BUT NO RECOURSE FOR REPEAT CASES
In his speech, Lackey Wong assured the stupid peasants that AGC's current sorry state of affairs resulted from late Dictator LKY's practice to pack the chambers with pliant but inept judges from the pool of obedient regime lawyers.
"That is the lodestar for LKY, at all times, he wants to ensure any judgement follows his whims and desires after Michael Khoo had the courage to do the right thing by throwing out silly cases against former dissenter and former Labour Party JBJ. ," he said.
"You know, I know some lower district judges get promoted because of their ability to twist and turn judgements to please Old Dictator LKY but that allowed many fat cats to promote their cronies and it snowballed into today's fiasco." quipped Lackey Wong.
While lauding his prosecutors for their work, Lackey Wong said: "In hindsight, I should not have accepted Ruler Loong's reward to be the AG after helping him interpret the law to ban Tan Ah Bock from the Presidency, now I am known as the AG whose junior legal lackeys screwed up. Luckily, I am successfully commercially, so it really does not matter."
AGC is taking concrete steps to try manage peasants and shut the Jane Austen rebels after they had a field day to hit the embattled chambers last year by barrages of potshots.
"King Rama X invited me to go study their Lèse-majesté so that we can jail anyone for insulting Ruler Loong by merely questioning legal judgements or pointing out mistakes of persecutors. But we notice even Siamese students are fed up with him," said Legal Wong.
For Parti Liyani, AGC also issued media releases "that Ruler Loong is pleased that the maid is withdrawing damage claims after realizing her projected legal fees are higher than any claims against the idiot persecutors who set her up to eat curry rice for three years", said the Attorney-General.
"It will be PR coup if we were to compensate her a single cent. I can see the smile on the Ang Moh's face when they relish the thought of Ruler Loong's legal chambers paying compensation to Parti for her lost of income thanks to the idiot persecutor and donkey judge. You probably won't see me here today," said Lackey Wong.
"Got some Jane Austen rebel said that every acquittal is a sign that our prosecutors have failed in their duty as Minions of Cheap Justice," he said.
"In fact, some blame must go to 山木庚's Poodles. You see some Poodles were so sloppy and we have no choice but to thrown in a few acquittals else we will turned into a Banana regime."
"Ruler Loong is generally pleased if we exercise judgements or interpret the law based on his understanding e.g. Erected President Fiasco, he usually won't miss a heartbeat if we screw it up in criminals' cases. But I want my persecutors to understand that they should avoid another Parti lest Jane Austen rebels give us a good beating again," he said.
"AGC's KPI is to prosecute cases in accordance's to Ruler Loong's wishes, we don't run English Courts here or uphold the public interest," said Lackey Wong.
"You want to protect public interests, then you better go find a job in England's courts."
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