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Chua Sis worries about falling trees when she drives

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[h=2]ST Editor worries about falling trees when she drives[/h]

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The Straits Times Opinion Editor, Chua Mui Hoong, has written an interesting
opinion piece in Sunday Times today (‘Risking falling trees for roti prata’, 4
Aug).

Ms Chua said that choosing to live near tree-lined roads means having to
grapple with “Falling Tree Anxiety”.

She said, “I often choose my abode allowing for proximity to greenery. Better
still if it offers a full frontal view of foliage. In my current apartment, I
spend many idle moments just gazing into trees.”

However, as reports of falling trees damaging cars and hurting people appear
more often lately, Ms Chua is getting anxious.

She said that she lives in an area surrounded by big trees. Sometimes, when
she drives along Upper Thomson Road which is lined with big, leafy trees, she
wonders if the trees will fall.

She asked, “Would I have to risk injury to car, self and passengers,
daily?”

She added, “Maybe I’m a little paranoid. But I do think falling trees must be
taken seriously in a city as green and as densely-packed as Singapore.”

She even sent pictures of trees in her neighbourhood to NParks for
verification if they were the sort that easily decay.

“The scaredy cat that I am – and as a good journalist – I asked NParks about
the trees in my neighbourhood and sent them pictures of the said trees to be
identified,” she said.

“It turned out my fears were unfounded. Those trees are not the dreaded
Albizia, but are rain trees, which are known to be hardier.”

She then wrote to NParks to ask if it has a robust tree management
programme.

NParks replied:


“Mature trees along expressways and major roads are inspected at least once
in 12 months, an improvement over once in 18 months previously. Our frequency of
tree inspections is in line with the Best Management Practices of the
International Society of Arboriculture. In addition, big trees with dense crowns
are also given crown reduction to reduce the weight of the crowns and to enhance
the trees’ stability during rainstorms.”

“The trees along Upper Thomson Road are subjected to the same stringent level
of care as the ones along all major roads, and are inspected once every year.
The intensified regime has shown results: in 2000, there were 3,100 incidents of
branch breakage and tree uprooting; this has been brought down to 1,050 in
2012.”

“More than 200 staff are involved in tree management. On average, each staff
inspects a few hundred trees every month.”
After hearing NParks’ reply, Ms Chua concluded that the risk of falling trees
damaging people was not yet at the crisis stage.

“But even the best maintenance programme can’t prevent trees from being
uprooted in a storm. And since I chose to live in a tree-lined area, I may just
have to live with the risk of falling branches and trees,” she said.

“I came up with this rule of thumb: Driving out for my prata and Ampang yong
tau foo should be safe most days. And stormy days too. Keep my fingers
crossed.”

While Ms Chua drives out for her favourite prata or Ampang yong tau foo,
worrying about falling trees, the majority* of Singaporeans are struggling,
worrying about the cost of living or their next
meal.

* 55% of employed Singaporeans earn $20,000 or
less a year (‘60% Of You Think You Have A Good Job? Really?‘).
 
Traitors like her also need to watch out for kena zap by lightning....the real kind not the pap lightning bolt.
 
psychology 101: fear of falling trees is typically associated with cheebye cobweb phobia. in other words, virgins want to get their first fuck before they die. :o
 
Feel sad for her. Old spinster usually have more nonsense things to worry about. Haha
 
Go Trees Go!

Trees! (3 claps) repeat 10 times

Trees are dynamite, the trees are dynamite! repeat 10 times

(9 claps) Trees! repeat 10 times

Trees! We are counting on you! Go Trees Go!
 
psychology 101: fear of falling trees is typically associated with cheebye cobweb phobia. in other words, virgins want to get their first fuck before they die. :o

Get fucked by the falling tree branch then. I'm sure she can accommodate that. :cool:
 
She is not worried abt trees. She is worried abt karma after all the hack jobs she did on the opposition
 
point me in her direction....i specialise in arachnids and their webs.


psychology 101: fear of falling trees is typically associated with cheebye cobweb phobia. in other words, virgins want to get their first fuck before they die. :o
 
I observed that ugly old women loves to talk cock about stupid subjects..

LWL mentioned about her father's undies.. Then this ugly whore mentioned about falling trees..

Maybe its time they open up to the public and write about their sexual escapades..
 
She should worry about more pressing issues.

Menopause, osteoporosis, dementia and all sorts of ailments that inflict older people. Particularly worrying for singles who live alone without spouses.
 
pressing issues are fungal and urinary tract infections as that will assist her to voluntarily twitch from side to side... may help her avoid a direct hit from a falling tree while doing the cunty gangnam :cool:
 
Traitors like her also need to watch out for kena zap by lightning....the real kind not the pap lightning bolt.


hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. damn hollow and useless piece of article.
3. can it write something more meaningful and essential:kma:
4. honest, I had seen her in person eating away something on a plate.
5. yes, it looked damn fugly:rolleyes:
 
hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. damn hollow and useless piece of article.
3. can it write something more meaningful and essential:kma:
4. honest, I had seen her in person eating away something on a plate.
5. yes, it looked damn fugly:rolleyes:

She must have got a 'reporter's block' and boh pian, deadline looning, decided on this obit topic.

So kiasi, might as well go and live in a cave...but then, we readers will worry for her...the white cockaches may crawl into her cb hole and make a nest out of such a warm and seldom visited venue...LOL
 
She is not worried abt trees. She is worried abt karma after all the hack jobs she did on the opposition
The trees are trying to tell us that instant trees, like instant citizenship, tends to fall during stormy weather, only born and bred trees can withstand the storms but will not create jobs for the whole supply chain as no casualty so no need to activate police, scdf, thong aik, vehicle tow company, and the journalists to write articles etc
Instant trees help create jobs for the local population
 
ISD agents like her will get their due karma. They should be sent to the Middle East for interrogation.
 
Falling trees should be the least of her worries for this useless, or should I say, unused cunt.

The unsuckled breasts and pruned up tits will after some time not producing milk will mutate and produce cancer cells instead.

Her ovaries after decades of non stop egg production ( because pregnancy will halt it) will eventually shrivel up and start releasing cancer causing hormones instead.

That's what you get for being a dog. Nobody wants a bitch. God has been fair to her. He has given her economic wealth but in fairness made her look like a woman no man wants to touch.

She will lead a long and lonely life.

The only good thing that can happen for her is a tree branch piercing thru her windscreen and her dog-face at 80kmh.
 
Will anyone pity a whore who runs Braddell Brothel ? :oIo:
 
Cha bee hoon can go petition to npark....oni grow soursop tree lor...moi heard dey are collapse proof...:D
 
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