Chinese divorce.

[erection2015]

A Chinese man goes to the Judge asking for divorce.

Judge: What's the reason?

Chinese man: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come?

 

[jiakhongleow]

Someone came (in the middle of the night when he was sleeping)

A Chinese man goes to the Judge asking for divorce.

Judge: What's the reason?

Chinese man: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come?

 

[erection2015]

ya...probably boss.

Someone came (in the middle of the night when he was sleeping)

 

[Agoraphobic]

Heard a similar one, 'cept its from Red Indian:

Brave: Many moons come, me no come, son come, how come?

Squaw: Many moons come, you no come, many brave come, they pump pump.

Cheers!