[China] - Unemployed Tiongs pay $ to pretend they're gainfully employed to fool their family and friends to save face

[UltimaOnline]

https://www.theonlinecitizen.com/20...-as-jobless-youth-pay-to-simulate-employment/

 

[NanoSpeed]

Good idea. This will give people who want to start a 躺平 lifestyle a softer landing.

@Boonsiong

 

[laksaboy]

Only viable career options for Tiongs in future:

1) Scammers
2) Prostitutes
3) PLA cannon fodder
4) Farmers
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Forget all the high tech and financial stuff.

 

[NanoSpeed]

NLB with its so many branches in Singapore should take the lead and convert sections of its libraries to 假裝上班有限公司.

NLB can open tender for coffee chains to run their operations inside the libraries, and sections that are earmarked for 假裝上班有限公司 must have dress code to fend off students and smelly prawn uncles leeching on free aircon.​

 

[Boonsiong]

Good idea. This will give people who want to start a 躺平 lifestyle a softer landing.

@Boonsiong

In 躺平 philosophy and one must be shameless and ruthless in order to enjoy 躺平 lifestyle

 

[glockman]

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Never earn money still want to pay money to fool themselves and others. What a fucked up thing to do.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

The japs and Koreans were like that decades ago.
All the suits dudes hanging around fast food joints during office hours coz telling the family they’re unemployed is shameful

 

[NanoSpeed]

In 躺平 philosophy and one must be shameless and ruthless in order to enjoy 躺平 lifestyle

Shameless is sufficient, no need to be ruthless.

躺平是沒有殺傷力的。

 

[batman1]

Good idea. Can set up company to provide these services to jobless sinkees. 555

 

[nabeifuckpap]

Fuck CCP hope Trump nukes their 祖国

 

[sbfuncle]

NLB with its so many branches in Singapore should take the lead and convert sections of its libraries to 假裝上班有限公司.

NLB can open tender for coffee chains to run their operations inside the libraries, and sections that are earmarked for 假裝上班有限公司 must have dress code to fend off students and smelly prawn uncles leeching on free aircon.​

If the gov doesn't want to step in for this initiative.

Why not you setup this 避密假裝上班有限公司 while I setup the 辟密啪托有限公司

Then we compare our Leevenue after some time.

 

[NanoSpeed]

If the gov doesn't want to step in for this initiative.

Why not you setup this 避密假裝上班有限公司 while I setup the 辟密啪托有限公司

Then we compare our Leevenue after some time.

We need to rely on free space. If we rent a space, we end up passing the cost to customers.

 

[Hightech88]

Setting up such company in SG nao!!!

Naming it " Going Office Nao! Pte Ltd "

 

[True Believer]

The japs and Koreans were like that decades ago. All the suits dudes hanging around fast food joints during office hours coz telling the family they’re unemployed is shameful

I know of an ex-colleague who continued to dress up for work for 6 months following his retrenchment as he did not want his family to worry about putting food on the table. His wife eventually found out, but the good news is that he found another white collar job, albeit offering a lower salary.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Very soon this model can be applied to Sinkieland. Many scared to lose face if unemployed, hence need to keep up the facade.