Act 1 Scene 1
O - Hey there beautiful! G.I. give you five bucks for a good time?
Y - G.I. can do better! G.I. be man and give better! G.I. give more get love long time!
O - G.I. want love long long time! How much?
Y - G.I. be man & make good offer so me love you long long time!
Act 1 Scene 2
Y - G.I. make offer me give long time love!
O - Uncle Sam said give only 5 bucks, mama said remember to give tips! So G.I. give you 5 bucks, you love me long time & i will tip you good good?
Y - How good G.I. tip? Tip good, love long, tip more good, me love more long!
Act 1 Scene 3
O - Damn it Bitch! Uncle Sam only gave me 5 bucks, but i can arrange for private pay out 10 times higher than that and i can also arrange for other unilateral arrangement, so are we good on this?
Y - G.I. show cash & me love you long time! G.I. no cash can at least help me bring my dada back to Thailand & retake the country!
O - No problemo! Just show me the twat & your dada will be at the doorstep of wherever you want him!
Y - Serious? G.I. give more dollars help me bring dada back as PM?
O - No problem! Now love me long time!
Act 1 scene 4
O - hahahahaha
Y - hahahahahah!
Act 1 scene 5
Just some fugly black bitch (FBB) claiming to be the first lady, sitting sulking & swearing under her breathe!
FBB - Fucking black mongrel! And he only gave me a nickel for every dirty deed we had!