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RANGOON, BURMA: Economic ties between Peasantpore and Burma received a boost on Thursday as five sex pacts were inked in commercial capital Rangoon.
The private sex sector partnerships, consisting of three agreements and two Memoranda of Understanding, are in industries like spying (telecommunications) and sex trade(hospitality).
One partnership is that of Amara Hospitality Sex, a subsidiary of Amara Holdings. The company will develop a new sex shop cum hotel in Rangoon. Peasantpore merchants are trying their very best to convince such a hotel will draw cash rich Ang Moh pedophiles and kinky Nihons.
Currently Peasantpore is the largest investor in Rangoon's hospitality industry, with three of the largest international sin hotels - Parkroyal Hotel, Sedona Hotel and Traders Hotel serving as money laundering or flesh trade centres for drug lords and the political elite.
Peasantpore Spy Agency, disguised as International Sexterprise (IE) Peasantpore said in a statement that the junta tinpots are only showing some face to Uncle Sam by releasing Aung Sung for keeps. The tinpot junta and drug lords has reassured Phony Tan that they will NEVER cave in to Aung San's feudal lackeys.
Therefore the cushy relations between the junta, drug lord and Ruler Loong's regime remained rock solid. The Junta claimes that Aung San has neither political power nor any chance to pay back Peasantpore's earlier snubs while she was imprisoned. By inking the agreements, the Junta signals Peasantpore's private sector collaborations will be protected under the guise of contributing to Burma's growth.
As interests in Burma grow after the limited capitalist experiment, the opening of an IE Peasantpore's Spy Centre in Rangoon proves timely.
Officially, the centre will pretend to facilitate trade and investment between Peasantpore and Burma in various sectors like sex, drugs, money laundering and raw materials extraction. In reality IE Peasantpore will transfer their modified Legalist political system to help the Junta balk Aung San while presenting a façade of political reforms to idiotic Ang Mohs and Nihons. Ruler Loong has privately mused he will rather see the Junta continuing mismanaging Burma rather than having Aung San repaying Peasantpore's snubs.
As a hedge, IE Peasantpore said the centre will also support Burma elite, drug lords and their merchant firms if they have cold feet and want assurance that their ill-gotten stash are safe in Peasantpore. Wealthy Burmese are encouraged to use Peasantpore as a base to expand in Asiatic regions while under the protection of Mindef and SAF.
Peasantpore's President Phony Tan Ah Yam, who is currently on a state visit to Burma, officiated the opening of the centre while regaling Burma VIPs how he got his son (Patrick Tan) off National Serfship using slick tricks.
The centre marks the 37th global spy agency for IE Peasantpore.
It is also IE Peasantpore's 7th Overseas Spy Centre in southeast Asiatic states.
IE Peasantpore's Chief Sex Officer, Teo Eng Cheong, said: "Many Peasantpore merchants in Burma today have their sights set on helping the junta and drug lords loot Burma cleanly, while exploiting the Burmese peasants.
"Having a presence stamp of approval from the junta on the ground, with the right connections (guanxi), will convert this interest into concrete looting projects to strip Burma bare of minerals and resources.
"The Burmese have learnt a lesson that the PRC Commies cannot be trusted and the latter is only interested in using Burma as a southwest entrance to the Indian-Neh Ocean. The PRC Commies are stripping northern Burma dry while dumping shoddy goods onto the hapless Burmese. Hence it is better to bring in other Chinks to counter PRC's dominance. Furthermore, Peasantpore is a favourite Uncle Sam vassal and can be a ear to Overlord Obama and reduce PRC Commie's leverage over the Junta."
RANGOON, BURMA: Economic ties between Peasantpore and Burma received a boost on Thursday as five sex pacts were inked in commercial capital Rangoon.
The private sex sector partnerships, consisting of three agreements and two Memoranda of Understanding, are in industries like spying (telecommunications) and sex trade(hospitality).
One partnership is that of Amara Hospitality Sex, a subsidiary of Amara Holdings. The company will develop a new sex shop cum hotel in Rangoon. Peasantpore merchants are trying their very best to convince such a hotel will draw cash rich Ang Moh pedophiles and kinky Nihons.
Currently Peasantpore is the largest investor in Rangoon's hospitality industry, with three of the largest international sin hotels - Parkroyal Hotel, Sedona Hotel and Traders Hotel serving as money laundering or flesh trade centres for drug lords and the political elite.
Peasantpore Spy Agency, disguised as International Sexterprise (IE) Peasantpore said in a statement that the junta tinpots are only showing some face to Uncle Sam by releasing Aung Sung for keeps. The tinpot junta and drug lords has reassured Phony Tan that they will NEVER cave in to Aung San's feudal lackeys.
Therefore the cushy relations between the junta, drug lord and Ruler Loong's regime remained rock solid. The Junta claimes that Aung San has neither political power nor any chance to pay back Peasantpore's earlier snubs while she was imprisoned. By inking the agreements, the Junta signals Peasantpore's private sector collaborations will be protected under the guise of contributing to Burma's growth.
As interests in Burma grow after the limited capitalist experiment, the opening of an IE Peasantpore's Spy Centre in Rangoon proves timely.
Officially, the centre will pretend to facilitate trade and investment between Peasantpore and Burma in various sectors like sex, drugs, money laundering and raw materials extraction. In reality IE Peasantpore will transfer their modified Legalist political system to help the Junta balk Aung San while presenting a façade of political reforms to idiotic Ang Mohs and Nihons. Ruler Loong has privately mused he will rather see the Junta continuing mismanaging Burma rather than having Aung San repaying Peasantpore's snubs.
As a hedge, IE Peasantpore said the centre will also support Burma elite, drug lords and their merchant firms if they have cold feet and want assurance that their ill-gotten stash are safe in Peasantpore. Wealthy Burmese are encouraged to use Peasantpore as a base to expand in Asiatic regions while under the protection of Mindef and SAF.
Peasantpore's President Phony Tan Ah Yam, who is currently on a state visit to Burma, officiated the opening of the centre while regaling Burma VIPs how he got his son (Patrick Tan) off National Serfship using slick tricks.
The centre marks the 37th global spy agency for IE Peasantpore.
It is also IE Peasantpore's 7th Overseas Spy Centre in southeast Asiatic states.
IE Peasantpore's Chief Sex Officer, Teo Eng Cheong, said: "Many Peasantpore merchants in Burma today have their sights set on helping the junta and drug lords loot Burma cleanly, while exploiting the Burmese peasants.
"Having a presence stamp of approval from the junta on the ground, with the right connections (guanxi), will convert this interest into concrete looting projects to strip Burma bare of minerals and resources.
"The Burmese have learnt a lesson that the PRC Commies cannot be trusted and the latter is only interested in using Burma as a southwest entrance to the Indian-Neh Ocean. The PRC Commies are stripping northern Burma dry while dumping shoddy goods onto the hapless Burmese. Hence it is better to bring in other Chinks to counter PRC's dominance. Furthermore, Peasantpore is a favourite Uncle Sam vassal and can be a ear to Overlord Obama and reduce PRC Commie's leverage over the Junta."
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