Breaking News : National Leader is missing !!!!

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North Korea's mysterious leader Kim Jong-un has not been seen in public for 35 days and was not on a list of dignitaries at a celebration of the anniversary of the founding of the ruling Workers' Party on Friday, sparking speculation that the head of one of the world's most secretive countries is ailing or has been removed in a secret coup.

An official state media dispatch listed senior government, military and party officials who paid their respects at an event marking the party's 69th anniversary, but not Kim. It said a flower basket with Kim's name on it was placed before statues of his father and grandfather, both of whom also ruled North Korea.

There has been rampant speculation that the leader is ill or is no longer in power. Unidentified sources tell South Korean reporters it may be gout, diabetes, or high blood pressure. A source Friday told Sky News that Kim suffered a pulled tendon during a military drill. There has been no confirmation.

How I wish our very own Useless Leader will also go missing........
 
Anyone know where is our dear leader is:confused:

Is he still skiving overseas, ahem I mean still hard at work overseas where it is haze free:rolleyes:
 
someone flush the remaining pcs of old fart down the w.c.?
 
Anyone know where is our dear leader is:confused:

Is he still skiving overseas, ahem I mean still hard at work overseas where it is haze free:rolleyes:

He still swims 20 laps a day and lifts weights. ;)

Every other day, a prostitute enters through the back door of his residence and services him. :eek:
 
Next world shattering event- North Korea to merge with South Korea. Let's keep our fingers crossed!
 
kim jung un died from ebola.

kim jung un recieved his pink IC at amk cc.
 
He still swims 20 laps a day and lifts weights. ;)

Every other day, a prostitute enters through the back door of his residence and services him. :eek:


Actually she was there to change his diapers
 
He still swims 20 laps a day and lifts weights. ;)

Every other day, a prostitute enters through the back door of his residence and services him. :eek:

Cannot be prostitute lah! Where got standard dear leader must pay for a bonk. Maybe one of the many ladies taught to service men properly since young. And now appointed to service the leader.
 
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