Beware of Scallops from Australia......

[eatshitndie]

better their abalone, no need for 6 / 8 heads type (minus beef curtains) but with just one single, clit-looking pearl and it's good value for money too :p

yeah, they glow in the dark too, eliminating the need for lights and electricity when fondling.

 

[Semaj2357]

yeah, they glow in the dark too, eliminating the need for lights and electricity when fondling.

'spot' on...also down to luck of the draw sometimes - as even without need for lights etc, the really bad ones are easy to detect when emanating a godawful odour, now that's throwing good money after 'bad'...:(