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"I thought I made a mistake once, but, of course, I was mistaken."
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain?!
"It is terrible to contemplete how few politicians are hanged."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day."
"BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS."
"I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!"
"George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?"
"I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible."
"One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!"
Recommended For char azn.
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain"
"The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it."
"Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
to be continued/.....
"I thought I made a mistake once, but, of course, I was mistaken."
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain?!
"It is terrible to contemplete how few politicians are hanged."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day."
"BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS."
"I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!"
"George double you Bush has two brains, the left and the right, like
normal people. But the problem is that there is nothing right in his
left brain and there is nothing left in his right brain"
"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?"
"I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible."
"One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!"
Recommended For char azn.
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain"
"The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it."
"Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"
to be continued/.....
