Chitchat Best SG51 Bank Robbery Note Writing Competition pse post here

[tun_dr_m]

My school teacher only taught me how to write CV and job application letters, never taught me how to write Bank Robbery Notes. It seems now that this works better. So I need to re-train, I heard can claim Skill Devp Fund or some $subsidy$ from LHL one? Correct?

How to compose SG51 best Bank Robbery Note had? Brothers and Sisters pse show me some examples, thanks! I need $$$$ to pay bills, no job.

 

[po2wq]

call up wda or try searching thru their website ... dey may haf sumting 4 u ... if not, go comprain 2 ur mp ...

 

[halsey02]

Try walk in DBS Bank with a note..... " I have a BIG ONE LOADED IN MY PANTS, give me $30,000 in cash, $50 & $100 bills"

This sound like the picture silent partner......the robber, must have know the counter staff..how would the robber knows that particular teller, has $30,000?? It is not normal for a teller to have so much in the till unless, there was a recent deposits or a special request withdrawals ( like the robber, tsk!, tsk!). SOP is a teller may hold cash in the till up to certain amount, above that, the cashier have to hand in the difference between the daily requirement & the access to the chief cashier, in teh absence of one, the No.2 in charge or the manager & the money, will be kept in the bank's vault...

It is unnatural to make a withdrawal of $30,000 in cash with a "note"...surely they have CCTV right? or they are on a budget...it is off, under maintenance or they are dummies...

"get to know the giant quickly, make your withdrawal quick & friendly, THE CHARTRED BANK!..oops! Standard Chartered Bank!..borrowed from their jingle in the past, " get to know the giant quickly, big & strong & always friendly"...

 

[looneytan]

" Give me one million, you keep two millions, you tell your boss I took three millions, Fair Enuff! Deal!"

 

[俺操汝地娘]

老子今天已经受够了老板的气，坚决炒老板鱿鱼决定了该行啦！不好意思啊！因为抢劫你们银行只需要纸笔，太容易了嘛！而且纸笔都是用老板的，连辞职信也一齐些的。
麻烦你现在立刻给老子发三年薪水加花红，一共是24万。老子还给你小费。呵呵！

 

[chootchiew]

Just sing the boney m song ma baker