Best Country in the world for illegal immigrant

[larky28]

Cross post from an american forum ..LOL

Cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghanian, Azerbaidjanian, Kyrgyzian, Uzbekian, Kazahkian, Polish, Hungerian,Bulgarian, Ukranian, Russian, Belorussian, Lutvanian, Estonian, Latvian, Moldovian, and other 3rd world X'tries borders illegally, you could get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican border illegally you will be jailed for two hours.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

 

[neddy]

Cross post from an american forum ..LOL

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

Just read for humour.

Most of what is written are not factual.

But what is wrong about providing human services to those who lands illegally in a foreign soil. UK, most of Europe, Oz, Nz will do the same, giving dignity to fellow human being, in accordance to the UNHCR regulations.

America will protect displaced people as an advanced country of good international standing.

What if Singaporeans need to seek refuge in another country one day due to the island sinking?

 

[Teo Kok Eng]

For humour only

14 And the right to bear arms

 

[Teo Kok Eng]

If you cross the Singapore border illegally you will be caned, jailed and sent home.

If you cross the Singapore border legally you will have to pay and pay until you are milked dry.