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Beng Meng Xmas

erection2015

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One beautiful December evening Ah Meng and his girlfriend Yoke Mei were sitting under a bridge along a river.

It was a romantic night... full moon and stars in the sky, Ah Meng looked lovingly at Yoke Mei and said,

"Hey, darling, let's do Wee wee chu."

"Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon!" said Yoke Mei very shyly.

Oh, c'mon baby, let you and I do the Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Ah Meng begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Yoke Mei.

Please, darling Mei, just once, do the Wee wee chu with me."

Yoke Mei looked at Ah Meng and said, "OK darling only one time, we'll do the Wee wee chu."

Ah Meng immediately grabbed his guitar and they both sang...

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS my sbf bros.:p
 
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