Before and After Marriage....Is it really like that?

[BuiKia]

以前提到結婚、想到【天長地久】
現在提到結婚、想到【能撐多久】

當初會結婚、說是【看上眼】
後來會離婚、說是【看走眼】

婚前、愛情是【神話】
婚後、愛情是【笑話】

戀愛時【情話綿綿】
結婚後【謊話連連】

戀愛時的男人、喜歡【毛手毛腳】
結婚後的男人、變成【沒手沒腳】

婚前的男人、大都很【幽默】
婚後的男人、大都很【沈默】

戀愛時、一見面就【親嘴】
結婚後、一見面就【鬥嘴】

戀愛時、總想許下輩子【再結良緣】
結婚後、懷疑是上輩子【造作孽緣】

 

[KNNBXCB]

Can you please translate? I'm Japanese, cannot read Chinese lah

 

[Kuailan]

When during "park tor" you can screw me - cock was stiff,
now after marriage your cock can't even stand attention WTF
condom also no use!! haha !

 

[Enforcer]

Haha. Nice picture. Very true indeed. Before marriage like dragon. After marriage like a worm.

 

[BuiKia]

You can try to use google translate. Somethings are only funny when in certain language.

Can you please translate? I'm Japanese, cannot read Chinese lah