BBC exposes: Sinkies suffer from identity crisis

[eatshitndie]

there's no such enduring identity as a "singaporean". it's a passing fad, the butt of jokes, and a wannabe label of some sinkie morons who still pine and crave for a national belonging that was never there.

 

[dr.wailing]

More so when you have those sly Malaysians and ex-Malaysians in our midst. These turncoats, very sneaky i tell you!

Agents of the CIA, FSB, MI6 and the Chinese secret service know that Malaysians and ex-Malaysians are useless to them when it comes to spying on the Sinkie government.

The reason?

To the best of my knowledge, Malaysians and ex-Malaysians--however sly they are--can't get into positions of power and influence in the Sinkie government. Only Sinkies or those holding Sinkie citizenship can be employed as permanent secretaries, principal private secretaries to the PM, deputy PM, diplomatic staff (ambassadors, counsellors), etc...