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Bargain Hen - Serfs die their problem as long White Horses are protected

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PEASANTPORE: The disturbing findings from the wayang Committees of Inquiry (COI) convened after the deaths of two full-time peasant National Serfs in two separate incidents this year are expected to be downplayed, like throwing a smoke grenade to deceive serfs' parents. In this case, breaches of training safety regulations are apparent.

Minion of War Bargain Hen revealed this in a procedural statement to the Imperial Court on Wednesday.

In the first incident, National Serf Dominique Lee died after a training exercise involving two cheap smoke grenades at Lim Chu Kang on 17 April.

Peasant Lee experienced breathing difficulties and he is probably dismissed as a drama king after exposure to the smoke. He lost consciousness and that shocked armed forces gangsters who finally rendered medical attention. However Peasant Lee was later pronounced dead at the National University Hospital.

"The cause of death was certified by the forensic pathologist of the pro-regime Health Sciences Authority, another lackey organisation, claims to be due to an 'acute allergic reaction to zinc chloride due to inhalation of zinc chloride fumes'," said Bargain Hen.

Zinc chloride is a primary and toxic, if in excess quantities, component of cheap smoke grenades currently used in the Peasantpore Armed Forces (SAF).

The COI 'discovered' that the armed force goons forced serfs to use more smoke grenades in the exercise than necessary. It clearly exceeded the limit specified in training safety regulations.

In simple speak, the death was unnecessary because some Paul Lumpar Paper Tiger Officer want to impress his top brass at peasants' health expense. It is the same story for wars, the winning politicians usually do not die, but serfs from the winning and losing sides die, get the difference?!

Armed forces goons are told not to use more than two smoke grenades. However one barely educated platoon Confounder threw six grenades for fun in clear breach the specific safety regulations. That PC loves to see parents crying to see their child mauled by toxic chloride.

Bargain Hen said that cheap smoke grenades, which have been used by the armed forces goons since the 1970s, are still safe to use if peasants, not White Horses are involved.

The COI tried to play down armed forces neglience by crowing it was also "unable to establish with certainty" whether Peasant Lee's asthma condition had contributed to his death, saying that the effects of zinc chloride on asthmatics were not well documented in Ang Moh medical literature. Implying you can be killed by zinc chloride and Mindef ain't doing anything till some clever Ang Moh provide some expensive consultation or advice.

However to address public concerns, the armed forces goons has since suspended the use of such smoke grenades, probably Commie PRC made for serf training. White Horses will use the Ang Moh branded smoke grenade. sneered the minion.

Bargain Hen also hinted that the armed forces's medical classification guidelines on asthma protect White Horses and are deemed are "relevant, up to date and in line with so called North Korea safety standards". He boasted that it is still safe for serfs with a history of asthma to undergo training with smoke grenades. Serfs only die if they run into baboons who routinely flout training safety regulations. Sadly Mindef is infested with lowly educated baboon officers who are barely able to read and understand safety regulations.

One in five national servicemen can be killed by asthma, thanks to Mindef's approval of 'realistic training' that consistently violate safety regulations.

To play some retail politics, MINDEF has assigned Chink Chief Sucker Officer Captain Chia Ah Siong and the Moslem Platoon Commander who threw the smoke grenades, Captain Masak Ja-lat to other lackey organisations. Ah Siong will be made to inspect licensed hooker's cunts. Masak Ja-lat will be made to inhale 5 smoke grenades daily till public anger simmered down. They will be eventually re-deployed to plan R&R Sex Tours for National Serfship White Horses.

In the second incident, Third Sergeant Tan Ah Sheng was killed after a jeep that he was in overturned on May 11.

Third Sergeant Tan, barely and probably under 21, was on a 'joy ride' with other young punk instructors in a scout jeep and was seated at the rear of the jeep. When the jeep overturned, Peasant Tan was thrown out and pinned under the vehicle and is lucky to suffer from a quick death. Why? If he is to become a vegetable, Mindef has many examples when they nitpick and shy from compensations, citing the donkey antics of peasant serfs.

Bargain Hen claimed the inquiry fortunately discovered that the unnamed jeep driver was not licensed to drive the vehicle and that the two rear passengers, one of whom was Peasant Tan, were not wearing their helmets or lap belts. They could be influenced by war movies e.g. MASH that showed Ang Moh heroes strutting their ranks in jeeps.

The COI stated something that many peasants realised donkey full moons ago, that the Combat Intelligence School had a "cowboy culture" and in the course of its wayang investigations, found that unlicensed driving is encouraged to support realistic training and visits to KTV joints.

Shortly after the incident, MINDEF reassigned the Confounded Officer of the Combat Intelligence School, Canto Lieutenant-Colonel Vincent Lam Liong-zai to Bukit Batok Driving Centre to teach peasants how to drive without a license. Liong-zai will be asking his pastor why Ya-Sor never looked after him despite his generous Sunday donations. Both fared worse than Changi's Hendon Dunkers, Col Noel, who was simply promoted to a job that allows him to castrate stray cats.

Other jiat-leow-bee fat cats in the Combat Intelligence School who were relieved of their duties. They include fat cats, e.g. the Head of the Spying, Filming, and Observing, hapless Major Poon Song-bong, the School Serpent Minor 1st Warrant Officer Lim Wei-Ge, the exercise Supervising Officer Lieutenant Marked-Arse Koh-tak Men, and the exercise Conducting Officer Master Serpent Lee Kong-Kum. Those fat cats are assigned to LTA as overpaid ticket wardens

Vehicular management systems at all Peasantpore wayang combat units have since been tightened to ensure no unauthorised driving if White Horses are passengers but lowly serfs are expected to take risks accordingly but they must not be caught.

COIs are chaired by senior civil serpents from outside MINDEF and members include one or two medical specialists. They usually work hand-in-hand with Mindef to downplay training accidents in exchange for a safe passage for their kin or children.

Bargain Hen told the Imperial Court that lackeys who are judged negligent, causing accidents leading to White Horses suffering injuries are be subject to a General Court Martial. For training accidents involving lowly peasants, Mindef will use all means to cover up and claim the dead serfs are playful and training must be realistic to ensure Familee's wealth are protected by serfs.

Poodles have declined to prosecute the personnel involved in Civil Court as serpents usually protect their own kind. Both cases are deemed less farked up, contrast to the senseless wanton Changi Hendon Dunkers' sad case.

"Any commander who ignores safety regulations, whether wilfully or negligently, puts his serfs at risk but is loyal to Ruler Loong is fit for command," said Bargain Hen.

"If talk cock sing song, keep harping on safety, how to fight a war hah? Our serfs can, must and should train realistically. They die, too bad lor, just state flag around coffin and paper promotions. Not my children, why I worry huh? Only White Horses can train safely. Do you ever see Patrick Tan tossing a smoke grenade? He is an expert at removing KTV hostesses' panties. Back to retail politics, these two peasant deaths are necessary because it cannot be avoided. Their deaths gives us more hints how we should better protect White Horses. Of course, the smoke grenade case, what to do when we have barely educated military goons who left their common senses in discarded condoms?"

Bargain Ng also told Imperial Court that after these two incidents, it is back to status quo, the Armed Forces will continue to use cheap smoke grenades and Combat Intelligence will probably be converted into a driving school for military baboons to learn the fine art of overturning jeeps. There will be three wayang systemic changes to strengthen training safety.

Under the changes, the SAF will deploy more jiat leow bee Ang Moh trained safety officers on the ground.

A Blame Repulsion Board has also been set up to ensure that the public cannot use the two silly incidents to pressure and force change in the Army's overall safety structure, processes and culture.

In addition, the Peasantpore Armed Farkers will set up an well paid Inspectorate role for some Princeling, reporting directly to the Chief of Donkey Fuckers.
 
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