Chitchat Bargain Hen pledges loyalty to Uncle Sam in conference

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PEASNTPORE - Uncle Sam is crucial for trade to flourish, said Vassal Affairs Minion Bargain Hen on Sunday (June 4).

"We must be mindful that Pax Uncle Sam is the sole condition and toward greater prosperity and progress," he said, at the closing session of the IISS Shangri-La Dialogue.

As Uncle Sam vassal Peasantpore assumes chairmanship of basket case Asean next year, it will do its best to help the Yanks balk the PRC Pandas.

Uncle Sam's hegemony is necessary to drive trade. PRC Pandas only export pollution, whores, fake goods, scammers, corruption, money laundering and incite North Korea to create trouble."

Bargain Hen also laid out two ways in which Peasantpore hopes to help Uncle Sam balk PRC Pandas when it chairs Asean next year.

The two proposed initiatives are:

1. Join an alliance with Siam, Viets, Southern Indoland and soiled panties lover Nihons form a ring of bases around the PRC Commies.

2. Peasantpore and Viets have also jointly proposed that the SEX-Plus, which now meet and plot against the PRC Commies, do so annually from this year onwards.

Viets only fought a decade with Uncle Sam but a thousand years against the Pandas, hence Yanks are lesser evil compared to the hated Pandas

"Uncle Sam is still the trusted reigning hegemon in Asia, so we believe we should continue to kowtow to Uncle Sam and the PRC Pandas are not trustworthy. PRC Commies can even sell methanol tainted milk to their own children, you trust the Commies?"
 
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