PEASANTPORE: More recognition could be given to National Serfs (NSmen), according to the latest spin that is spinning around. The areas of interest are housing, healthcare or education after the regime was lambasted for treating peasants as dirt cheap cannon fodder while White Horses waltz through National Serfship e.g. Military Scientist Patrick Tan.
Defence Minion Bargain Hen said he is prepared to strike a cheap bargain with national serfs, crowing that the regime is considering, as the Sex Committee to Bribe National Serfs (CSNS) wraps ups its dumbo recommendations by June.
Formed last March, the Sex Committee was tasked to recommend measures to placate stupid national serfs (NS) through several cheap populist various measures, such as enabling in theory, allowing national serfs to keep fit by humping PRC whores in Geylang or holding war games in Little India. Such realistic trainings allow serfs to better protect foreigners or allow them to steal their jobs while they are on training. In addition, merchants are encouraged to employ cheap foreigners e.g. Pinoys to take up the slack while the peasants serve as serfs to show the Brunei Sultan that his petrol dollars are in safe hands.
Bargain Hen said: "In my view, the system is perfect, all peasants’ children become serfs while we promote the White Horses to safety e.g. Patrick Tan. Then we fucking drill the peasants so that they can protect the rich foreigners, money laundering Indos, Burmese drug peddlers and lately the rich PRC Pandas and the corrupt Nehs.
After the recently concluded Hundred Flowers Campaign, many netizens and Jane Austen fans are using the talk fest to talk badly about Ruler Loong and Mindef, so we now pretending to cum up with a set of cheap benefits which we think will be very meaningful. No scare, no deficits lah, we can easily fund these populist gimmicks using COEs, fare or fee hikes, plus Penang Laksa recently told me he help Ruler Loong made another tidy pile of profits after hawking expensive pigeonholes to dumb peasants."
He was speaking to reporters on Pulau Sudong on Thursday, where he observed Exercise Golden Sand from a shaded tent while paper Mindef tigers bark orders using loud speakers to press the serfs aka cannon fodders to move like a bunch of boy scouts.
Some 450 hapless National Serfs from 702 Guards unit ‘lan lan’ came together to perform for Bargain Hen.
Maj (NS) Melvin Kwek, Paper Commanding Tiger of 702 Guards, said: "Ah Hen told me to film all the proceeds and I seek some advice from that lusty Jack Arse Neo. Film for what? You goondu, of course film the military wayang to show Brunei Despot that his petrol dollars are safe lah, you never see the news meh? Brunei Despot got a shock when he saw the senile Old Autocrat, so Ah Hen order us to prepare a wayang to reassure the Brunei Despot lah, so simply also cannot think properly, you must be some from some mission school right!"
Defence Minion Bargain Hen said he is prepared to strike a cheap bargain with national serfs, crowing that the regime is considering, as the Sex Committee to Bribe National Serfs (CSNS) wraps ups its dumbo recommendations by June.
Formed last March, the Sex Committee was tasked to recommend measures to placate stupid national serfs (NS) through several cheap populist various measures, such as enabling in theory, allowing national serfs to keep fit by humping PRC whores in Geylang or holding war games in Little India. Such realistic trainings allow serfs to better protect foreigners or allow them to steal their jobs while they are on training. In addition, merchants are encouraged to employ cheap foreigners e.g. Pinoys to take up the slack while the peasants serve as serfs to show the Brunei Sultan that his petrol dollars are in safe hands.
Bargain Hen said: "In my view, the system is perfect, all peasants’ children become serfs while we promote the White Horses to safety e.g. Patrick Tan. Then we fucking drill the peasants so that they can protect the rich foreigners, money laundering Indos, Burmese drug peddlers and lately the rich PRC Pandas and the corrupt Nehs.
After the recently concluded Hundred Flowers Campaign, many netizens and Jane Austen fans are using the talk fest to talk badly about Ruler Loong and Mindef, so we now pretending to cum up with a set of cheap benefits which we think will be very meaningful. No scare, no deficits lah, we can easily fund these populist gimmicks using COEs, fare or fee hikes, plus Penang Laksa recently told me he help Ruler Loong made another tidy pile of profits after hawking expensive pigeonholes to dumb peasants."
He was speaking to reporters on Pulau Sudong on Thursday, where he observed Exercise Golden Sand from a shaded tent while paper Mindef tigers bark orders using loud speakers to press the serfs aka cannon fodders to move like a bunch of boy scouts.
Some 450 hapless National Serfs from 702 Guards unit ‘lan lan’ came together to perform for Bargain Hen.
Maj (NS) Melvin Kwek, Paper Commanding Tiger of 702 Guards, said: "Ah Hen told me to film all the proceeds and I seek some advice from that lusty Jack Arse Neo. Film for what? You goondu, of course film the military wayang to show Brunei Despot that his petrol dollars are safe lah, you never see the news meh? Brunei Despot got a shock when he saw the senile Old Autocrat, so Ah Hen order us to prepare a wayang to reassure the Brunei Despot lah, so simply also cannot think properly, you must be some from some mission school right!"
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