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Automatic Sperm Extractors

BuiKia

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Chinese hospitals really are using automatic sperm extractors for the most serious medical purposes.

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When turned on, the screen of the extractor starts playing movies with surround sound to get the user in the right mood. *sexy Kenny G songs start playing*

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I saw a video on it, it has this sucking motion, the thing goes in and out... LOL!!!!

Apparently, the machine is only used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. (SIAO, this looks so... painful, who would dare to stick it in hahahaa)

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Won't it be cheaper for the chinese hospital to hire a hooker?
 
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