Aussie Immigration episode - Real corny

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

Aussie Immigration episode ..!!









Not so long ago, a rich Pakistani went to Australia to watch the cricket series there. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find any thing objectionable, he growled: 'Have you got a criminal record?'
The Pakistani smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country”

 

[axe168]

Aussie Immigration episode ..!!









Not so long ago, a rich Pakistani went to Australia to watch the cricket series there. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find any thing objectionable, he growled: 'Have you got a criminal record?'
The Pakistani smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country”

Bloody hell.. you really hate Australian.. Any koala jokes ?

 

[TeeKee]

The Pakistani smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country”

where's your missing Paki accent?

 

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

LOL...actually this one was sent to me by a mate from downunder...i kid you not

Bloody hell.. you really hate Australian.. Any koala jokes ?