At what age one is officially called a Ah Pek?

[eErotica69]

When you are damn free,
and what you do,
is sitting at kopitiam, tcss, and
wondering when you can withdraw your Cpf?

How about a Virtual kopitiam like this one?

 

[jw5]

Wrong.
When the mui mui asks you whether you have withdrawn your cpf, she will call you Lau Gong (husband).
When the mui mui has taken whatever tiny amount you can withdraw from from your cpf, she will call you Lau Gong (old stupid).

When the mui mui asks you whether you have withdrawn your cpf.