asshole lui and the tunnel of doom - a real life adventure about SMRT

[leetahbar]

oh well, might as well i start a crazy thread. hope u guys appreciate it by smirking. well, at least lah!.... :p

once there was singapore which was a tiny little peesai hardly noticeable if one would to look n study the atlas until their eyes squint and becum mata kaylo. this little peesai was ruled by overlords who have nothing better to do than screwing the peasants daily.

these bunch of jokers imagined themselves as ruling a big piece of land...as big as the peesai. there were buses which didn't seem to cum when u waited and most needed them. incidentally, this was a good reason to tell the boss when u were late that THE BUSES NEVER CUM for donkey hours!

and so, the TUNNEL OF DOOM was planned......

i let u creative guys now tp continue with the story. tell us about the adventures encounter.....

 

[leetahbar]

there were many adventures about this TUNNEL OF DOOM which actually would adversely affect the fengshui of peesailand. basically it affected more on the pap overlords than the peasants.

a geomancer was called upon to rectify the negativity cos when the massive constructive began, it cut the dragon vein which sent shivers up emperor pinky's ass...which explained why he was infected with arse cancer that almost maimed him into a full fledge guniang.

with the auspicious advice from the powderful geomancer who was dead by now with much regrets, he suggested to the oldman that every peasants should carry with him a bak kua. now how the hell could everyone carry a bak kua with him? the christians were sure to rebel and the muslims would sure to burn down everything along the path. that was too cheena.

by the same sheer ingenuinity, a octagonal $1 was minted. unwittingly, everyone now carried a bak kua in their pockets. tio bo?

after having pacified the dragon veins that kept the overlord paps in power, the massive construction - and destruction of peesailand began......

 

[leetahbar]

there were many deaths during the process of the construction. would the peasants be told? yes and no. they would be told about a few injuries, about one or 2 deaths.....but they would be covered up if there were dozen of deaths happening at one time.

and so this TUNNEL OF DOOM was actually cursed and hexed........

finally, it was completed. the overlord lembus rode their first baby proudly and boastfully. everything went well until the arrival of the superbitch SPAIK HWA and things started going in a mess......

 

[leetahbar]

many of the skilled and experienced engineers were deeply stressed by the arrival of the superbitch who's main intention was to make money...and make even more $$$. the rest such as safety, maintenance, workers' welfare were all thrown against the winds. she wanted $$$ in but not any single $$$ out.

gradually, the TUNNEL OF DOOM was given birth. skilled engineers were so stressed at the prospect of being kicked off becos of their high pays and even the technicians were not spare. it was a renewal and revival of cheapskate foreign talents who would do the bidding of the superbitch SPAIK.

some of the poor engineers who couldn't take the heat any longer actually killed themselves. there was one especially sad case where not only did he kill himself, he killed his beloved only son and took him along to his grave....sad, but true.

 

[leetahbar]

deep veins of the dragon was unabashfully cut which mean that the fengshui of peesailand was adversely affected.

the economy was down. many were jobless and unemployed. the pap overlords just laughed it off with a simple " structural unemployment" which smoked the peasants blur and high and in the end left them dry to die.

so the wheel of fortune changed for the worst. many desperate peasants who were feeling hopeless suddenly took to the fashion of jumping infront of moving trains and got themselves decapitated or mangled up in the TUNNEL OF DOOM.

again, sad...but true :*:

 

[leetahbar]

due to economy downturn, SPAIK took the evil and shrewd way to exterminate many higher paying engineers and technicians. they were mercilessly replaced by FT ducks and gigolos who abide her whims. she was henceforth known as CLEOPATRA SPAIK. they even willing and submissively licked her toes and lifted her high on a sedan....

the deterioration of the trains began in the TUNNEL OF DOOM....

then a change of minitoot and the rear arse expert asshole lui was deployed to oversee the "smooth" running of TUNNEL OF DOOM.

more to come. akan datang.....

u can add in your side of story to let everyone has a good weekend laugh

 

[leetahbar]

suicides became a regular hobby for depressed peasants to flung themselves onto the track in the TUNNEL OF DOOM.

it was a ploy, an evil conspiracy by the pap overlord. they purposely forgo the construction of barrier doors which would be good for safety sake and also cut down on the kamizake suicide attempts.

it so happened only after a thai girl fell into the tracks. she was lucky. she only had both her legs shortened by half. and yes, she sued the bloody TUNNEL OF DOOM.

it was inevitable and anticipated. there was no way to claim $$$ from the overlords. only they the avaricious overlords could sue u off your pants for any wrongful words that might slip from machine gun peasants like...er...namely me :P

 

[leetahbar]

....shall i continue the story?