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Peasantpore: Lackey mayor of North East fief and Minion of Regime for Mercantile Trade Arse Luck Teo has met with self-serving grassroots cronies of Punggol East fief to find out more how he could suppress peasants who intend to use the cumming by-erections to malu Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong appointed him as the clean up man to ensure dissenters and political pariahs are unable exploit lecher Palmer's sexploit into tangible wins in the Punggol East fief. This opens up the possibility that Ruler Loong may decide against a by-erection and allow th fief to be absorbed into existing GRC.
Arse Luck Teo shared his immediate priorities with mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia and clearly pointed out peasants who agitate for by-erections are asking for trouble from ISD goons.
All the mouthpieces have effectively stop publishing juicy news of Lecher Palmer's sexploits with slutty Laura Ong. Many peasants and netizens are now arguing whether doggy style is their favourite stance since Ruler Loong has ruled out a by-erection.
Arse Luck Teo said his priority is to make sure his grassroot cronies can prepare a list of potential troublemakers in the fief so that ISD baboons will be able to swiftly neutralise them in the event Ruler Loong is pressed to hold a by-erection. On Wednesday evening, grassroots cronies are preparing lists of potential troublemakers and reassuring Arse Luck Teo that Punggol East fief should be easily pacified and Labour Front will make little or no headway if they cum. The cronies knowing their dodgy contracts and business interests will be crushed should Labour Front score a freak victory, are working hard to stamp out all dissent in the fief. Many are petitioning Ruler Loong to avoid a by-erections and some sychophants are understood to have started writing Jane Austen type essays to mouthpieces about the evils of by-erections.
"KNNCCB, if Ruler Loong wants to hold a by-erections, he better do it fast as paper cannot hold peasants furies after idiots like No Porn Lui announces his fare hikes. I am sure many minions and lackeys are also preparing various price/fee hikes anouncements. Better to finish the by-erections or cancel it so that we can continue with our price hikes. Anyway the mouthpieces are spinning nice stories of me showering concern on the stupid Punggol East serfs. As an Asiatic autocracy, no need to have a representative there for those idiot serfs to turn to. I think Punggol East join my GRC lagi best outcome. Ok, which lumpar say i got a threesome with lecher Palmer and slut Laura, KNNCCB, understand or not." he said.
Arse Luck Teo said his plans include asking ISD goons to send subtle letters to potential troublemakers in the fiefs and finishing projects that Lecher Palmer neglected after he started fucking Laura Ong on the sly. In addition, he is trying to link the successful upgrading of Rivervale Plaza as a gauge of support for him.
He said the cockups on the work place on the complex has caused a lot of inconvenience to stallholders and residents while Lecher Palmer spends his time and cum pleasuring Slut Laura Ong. Arse Luck Teo claimed if Punggol East serfs make less noise and continue to kowtow Ruler Loong, he will work with Duke Teo CH and the Housing Mafia to speed up the complex building. Any hint that Punggol East serfs desiring a by-erection to malu Ruler Loong will see the complex demolished within a day.
Arse Luck Teo added more pork barrels by suggesting a new community centre, as well as other amenities like linkways were in the pipeline provided the serfs know whose arse to butter should Ruler Loong is forced to hold a by-erection.
Arse Luck Teo said his dick is not as thick and long as Lecher Palmer, hence Slut Laura prefers doggy sessions with the latter. He admitted that many SPGs are eyeing at Lecher Palmer before he was busted but acknowledges that holier-than-thou residents will no time to heal but must be fast to perform the Asiatic Kowtow to Ruler Loong to secure the pork barrels.
Lackey Tang Ah Fai, Lecherous Chairlackey of Rivervale Sex Committee, said: "I've been cheonging with Sexpert Palmer for six years. By his thick dick, all the Ang Pais always swooned over him during our visits to high crass KTV lounges. He is known as the Ang Moh Prince of KTV, all KTV gals, especially the PRC whores wants a pleasurable thrusting session with him. His signature 18 Thrusting Palms are renowned among the cheonging scene. He is also a bloody good hypocrite, in front of peasants, act like community-centric man, humble, loving hubby, indulgent father. But his more farking sincere in looking into the sex needs of every KTV whore whom he encounters. Of course many serfs in the constituency awe-struck to have a Ang Moh bastard serving them, naturally kenna charmed and conned by him. Plus he always organise propoganda talk cock sing song sessins to help the lower-income and needy families, thats why Punggol East fief did not fall to Labour Front in contrast to the Phua Chee Byes in Aljunied"
Duke Teo, who is reigning Duke for Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC, claimed that the wayang Meet-the-Peasants sessions in Punggol East fief go on as usual.
And jiat leow bee Peasant Representative from the neighbouring Pasir Ris-Punggol fief will chip in to help, if necessary.
Duke Teo will have to manage his serfs as well as the ones he has acquired in the Punggol East fief. But he is said to preferred a by-erection to be avoid and he is confident that he will be able solve the problem by incorporating the troublesome serf into his own domain.
"Having been mayor across the district that helps in some way or another to understand what's happening. And that helps in many ways because it cuts across 18 constituencies, and I have a good sense of probably what Punggol East needs," he said.
Mr Teo said: "But on the other hand, time is of the essence and time is limited as well, so I do the very best I can to balance the time I spend between Punggol Central and Punggol East as well as the CDC work - to coordinate it carefully and prioritise it.
"If we hold an by-erection, we must promise pork barrels to Punggol East serfs to ensure we win with higher vote count else Ruler Loong looks like a fool. A by-erection will postpone our proposed schedule of price, fees, levies and tax hikes. In addition, we cannot rule out a freak result that Labour Front wins and gains another seat. To have another Labour Political Dissenter in our Imperial Court is a sacrilegious idea. Better to include Punggol East into my domain, problems solved."
Peasantpore: Lackey mayor of North East fief and Minion of Regime for Mercantile Trade Arse Luck Teo has met with self-serving grassroots cronies of Punggol East fief to find out more how he could suppress peasants who intend to use the cumming by-erections to malu Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong appointed him as the clean up man to ensure dissenters and political pariahs are unable exploit lecher Palmer's sexploit into tangible wins in the Punggol East fief. This opens up the possibility that Ruler Loong may decide against a by-erection and allow th fief to be absorbed into existing GRC.
Arse Luck Teo shared his immediate priorities with mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia and clearly pointed out peasants who agitate for by-erections are asking for trouble from ISD goons.
All the mouthpieces have effectively stop publishing juicy news of Lecher Palmer's sexploits with slutty Laura Ong. Many peasants and netizens are now arguing whether doggy style is their favourite stance since Ruler Loong has ruled out a by-erection.
Arse Luck Teo said his priority is to make sure his grassroot cronies can prepare a list of potential troublemakers in the fief so that ISD baboons will be able to swiftly neutralise them in the event Ruler Loong is pressed to hold a by-erection. On Wednesday evening, grassroots cronies are preparing lists of potential troublemakers and reassuring Arse Luck Teo that Punggol East fief should be easily pacified and Labour Front will make little or no headway if they cum. The cronies knowing their dodgy contracts and business interests will be crushed should Labour Front score a freak victory, are working hard to stamp out all dissent in the fief. Many are petitioning Ruler Loong to avoid a by-erections and some sychophants are understood to have started writing Jane Austen type essays to mouthpieces about the evils of by-erections.
"KNNCCB, if Ruler Loong wants to hold a by-erections, he better do it fast as paper cannot hold peasants furies after idiots like No Porn Lui announces his fare hikes. I am sure many minions and lackeys are also preparing various price/fee hikes anouncements. Better to finish the by-erections or cancel it so that we can continue with our price hikes. Anyway the mouthpieces are spinning nice stories of me showering concern on the stupid Punggol East serfs. As an Asiatic autocracy, no need to have a representative there for those idiot serfs to turn to. I think Punggol East join my GRC lagi best outcome. Ok, which lumpar say i got a threesome with lecher Palmer and slut Laura, KNNCCB, understand or not." he said.
Arse Luck Teo said his plans include asking ISD goons to send subtle letters to potential troublemakers in the fiefs and finishing projects that Lecher Palmer neglected after he started fucking Laura Ong on the sly. In addition, he is trying to link the successful upgrading of Rivervale Plaza as a gauge of support for him.
He said the cockups on the work place on the complex has caused a lot of inconvenience to stallholders and residents while Lecher Palmer spends his time and cum pleasuring Slut Laura Ong. Arse Luck Teo claimed if Punggol East serfs make less noise and continue to kowtow Ruler Loong, he will work with Duke Teo CH and the Housing Mafia to speed up the complex building. Any hint that Punggol East serfs desiring a by-erection to malu Ruler Loong will see the complex demolished within a day.
Arse Luck Teo added more pork barrels by suggesting a new community centre, as well as other amenities like linkways were in the pipeline provided the serfs know whose arse to butter should Ruler Loong is forced to hold a by-erection.
Arse Luck Teo said his dick is not as thick and long as Lecher Palmer, hence Slut Laura prefers doggy sessions with the latter. He admitted that many SPGs are eyeing at Lecher Palmer before he was busted but acknowledges that holier-than-thou residents will no time to heal but must be fast to perform the Asiatic Kowtow to Ruler Loong to secure the pork barrels.
Lackey Tang Ah Fai, Lecherous Chairlackey of Rivervale Sex Committee, said: "I've been cheonging with Sexpert Palmer for six years. By his thick dick, all the Ang Pais always swooned over him during our visits to high crass KTV lounges. He is known as the Ang Moh Prince of KTV, all KTV gals, especially the PRC whores wants a pleasurable thrusting session with him. His signature 18 Thrusting Palms are renowned among the cheonging scene. He is also a bloody good hypocrite, in front of peasants, act like community-centric man, humble, loving hubby, indulgent father. But his more farking sincere in looking into the sex needs of every KTV whore whom he encounters. Of course many serfs in the constituency awe-struck to have a Ang Moh bastard serving them, naturally kenna charmed and conned by him. Plus he always organise propoganda talk cock sing song sessins to help the lower-income and needy families, thats why Punggol East fief did not fall to Labour Front in contrast to the Phua Chee Byes in Aljunied"
Duke Teo, who is reigning Duke for Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC, claimed that the wayang Meet-the-Peasants sessions in Punggol East fief go on as usual.
And jiat leow bee Peasant Representative from the neighbouring Pasir Ris-Punggol fief will chip in to help, if necessary.
Duke Teo will have to manage his serfs as well as the ones he has acquired in the Punggol East fief. But he is said to preferred a by-erection to be avoid and he is confident that he will be able solve the problem by incorporating the troublesome serf into his own domain.
"Having been mayor across the district that helps in some way or another to understand what's happening. And that helps in many ways because it cuts across 18 constituencies, and I have a good sense of probably what Punggol East needs," he said.
Mr Teo said: "But on the other hand, time is of the essence and time is limited as well, so I do the very best I can to balance the time I spend between Punggol Central and Punggol East as well as the CDC work - to coordinate it carefully and prioritise it.
"If we hold an by-erection, we must promise pork barrels to Punggol East serfs to ensure we win with higher vote count else Ruler Loong looks like a fool. A by-erection will postpone our proposed schedule of price, fees, levies and tax hikes. In addition, we cannot rule out a freak result that Labour Front wins and gains another seat. To have another Labour Political Dissenter in our Imperial Court is a sacrilegious idea. Better to include Punggol East into my domain, problems solved."
