Archaeologists baffled by this ancient artifact discovered in Jerusalem cemetery

[Rogue Trader]

History mystery: Gold tool discovered in Jerusalem cemetery leaves archaeologists stumped
By JPOST.COM STAFF \12/22/2015 10:53

Archaeologists have been unable to determine the use or purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool discovered in a Jerusalem cemetery.


The Antiquities Authority turned to the public Tuesday to understand the purpose for a mysterious artifact that was discovered in an old building in a Jerusalem cemetery.

Several months ago, a maintenance worker for the cemetery noticed an abandoned package inside an old structure on the grounds. In accordance with security protocol, the worker immediately alerted police forces in the area who carried out a controlled explosion within the building to eliminate any possible threat from the package.

The damage caused to the structure revealed a gold-colored object which was turned over to the authority for study.

At 8.5 kg., the IAA has been stumped by the gold object, having never seen anything of the like in the past. The object has since been taken in for testing and analysis by experts who tried to understand the use and purpose of the item.

After several months of tests and studies, the IAA, unable to assign a name to the mysterious object, has now turned to the public for help determining what the object is and how it ended up in the cemetery structure.

So, we turn to you. What do you think it is?

 

[wikiphile]

So they discovered an ancient double dildo made of gold, what is so baffling about it?

 

[Rogue Trader]

So they discovered an ancient double dildo made of gold, what is so baffling about it?

yeah.. it's obviously ribbed for her/his pleasure

 

[wikiphile]

yeah.. it's obviously ribbed for her/his pleasure

Im just hazarding a guess here but this looks like samleong's bicycle seat too. The similarities are too uncanny to ignore wholesale.

 

[harimau]

Probably a suicide machine.

Looks brand new!

 

[Rogue Trader]

Im just hazarding a guess here but this looks like samleong's bicycle seat too. The similarities are too uncanny to ignore wholesale.

Actually my first impression was the handle bar ... but now that you've pointed that out, it makes perfect sense....

 

[Hans168]

aiyah it is for roll cutting of hor fan..... or flat rice noodle

 

[Froggy]

How old is this object?

 

[Narong Wongwan]

So they discovered an ancient double dildo made of gold, what is so baffling about it?

Kns to be able to derive pleasure from this dildo one has to be as tua kang as drifter

 

[xebay11]

Scoop honey stick.

 

[tee_tah_beng]

I would ask my massage parlour to roll that 8.5kg thinh over my back mussels, to massage and 刮痧。 Shiok!

That is what it's for. Made for massage.

 

[Bonsai]

Quote from The Times of Israel:
the “mysterious object” is what is known as a “gilded Isis Beamer.”

It is one of a range of “energetic protection” devices designed to ensure energy harmony in “your home, [at] your PC workstation and when travelling.”

It is sold online by a German firm called Weber, which offers a range of bio-energy systems and technologies.

unquote:
not an artifact

 

[Geminipegasus]

History mystery: Gold tool discovered in Jerusalem cemetery leaves archaeologists stumped
By JPOST.COM STAFF \12/22/2015 10:53

Archaeologists have been unable to determine the use or purpose of an 8.5 kilogram gold tool discovered in a Jerusalem cemetery.


The Antiquities Authority turned to the public Tuesday to understand the purpose for a mysterious artifact that was discovered in an old building in a Jerusalem cemetery.

Several months ago, a maintenance worker for the cemetery noticed an abandoned package inside an old structure on the grounds. In accordance with security protocol, the worker immediately alerted police forces in the area who carried out a controlled explosion within the building to eliminate any possible threat from the package.

The damage caused to the structure revealed a gold-colored object which was turned over to the authority for study.

At 8.5 kg., the IAA has been stumped by the gold object, having never seen anything of the like in the past. The object has since been taken in for testing and analysis by experts who tried to understand the use and purpose of the item.

After several months of tests and studies, the IAA, unable to assign a name to the mysterious object, has now turned to the public for help determining what the object is and how it ended up in the cemetery structure.

So, we turn to you. What do you think it is?

This is a first generation royal abs developer. You place both hands on both ends, grasping it and then roll it on the floor while you hump your back up and down, great for developing those abdominal muscles for that six pack look. Specially designed for the royal family back then. Worth it's weight in gold.

 

[JohnTan]

Looks pretty modern and shiny.

 

[halsey02]

Kns to be able to derive pleasure from this dildo one has to be as tua kang as drifter

The hole must very large & the user larger....maybe it belong to some Philistines who used that thing to pleasure some woman or themselves?

 

[Semaj2357]

Looks pretty modern and shiny.

haiz, just as they have learnt how to "polish" metal objects such as these in modern times.....you've brought it one step further to a new dimension...."porlumpar-ing" the pappies

 

[HongKanSeng]

aiyah it is for roll cutting of hor fan..... or flat rice noodle

噢！犹太人有吃猪肠粉么？

 

[mojito]

Obviously a rolling pin for some delicious Jewish pasta.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Kns to be able to derive pleasure from this dildo one has to be as tua kang as drifter

ROFL yeah the hole he created was so big

 

[harimau]

Only dirty minded people will think of it as other uses.