Application for manager of Chelsea FC now open!

[Abramovich]

Applications now open!

Prerequisites

• Impressive C.V.
  
• Won the UEFA Champions League
  
• Football coaches that are of Asian origin, dark skin, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME

Send your resume to :

Fulham Road
SW6 1HS
London, England

Phone +44 (871) 984 1955
Fax +44 (207) 381 4831

 

[jw5]

Most important prerequisite:

Must be willing to report to Russian woman-cum-former secretary.

 

[Angeal]

Most important prerequisite:

Must be willing to report to Russian woman-cum-former secretary.

And who is that?

 

[Wenger]

Oh what do we have here? "The Special One" who's job is hanging on a thread. The joke now is on Mou. A big football club like Chelsea with star studded players, with a manager's philosophy to play deep and park the bus? And i thought that only cash strapped clubs like Sunderland, WBA, CP do that.

Jurgen Klopp "The Normal One" is my good friend. Lose their next game to KOP and his nightmare doesn't end there for it will come back to haunt him and his big mouth.

 

[no_faith]

I liked his style in the past. He is confident arrogant, of cos his cv back him.
But now, he is gutless. Why he cant drop his star players to show who is the boss?
Those underperform drawing so much wages shd been benched and give others a chance.
Week in week out, saying he will drop them but i still keep see them starting.
Mou need to send message to all his players that no one is bigger than the club.
This is the same method using player power to get rid of the manager they dont like.
AVB, Scolari etc.

 

[laksaboy]

[video=youtube;QAjMCkVtfzI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAjMCkVtfzI[/video]

 

[jw5]

Marina Granovskaia

And who is that?

 

[laksaboy]

Marina Granovskaia

She's Roman's good friend. Back then they were dirt poor and worked together at a factory.

 

[DiMatteo]

Musical chairs are common in the Premier League so what's wrong with sacking Mourinho? Ask me!

Chelsea is the best Football Club for managers where u can get sack for winning 2 major trophies. FA Cup and UEFA Champions League.

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

Good to see Chelsea old boy Claudio Ranieri doing so well at Leicester City.

Chelsea and Mourinho deserve their comeuppance.