Any Indians here? Can help translate this video?

[SBFNews]

 

[butoh6050]

Looks like some asshole bandit negotiations.

 

[SBFNews]

Looks like some asshole bandit negotiations.

Need @syed putra half kutty blood to translate

 

[syed putra]

Need @syed putra half kutty blood to translate

Hullo! I am bumi malay.

 

[balapundek]

Hullo! I am bumi malay.

Thats not true, we are both ah nehs. Please translate for those poor chinks.

 

[SBFNews]

Thats not true, we are both ah nehs. Please translate for those poor chinks.

Since none of you can translate, I gotta reach out to my super duper multi lingual boss @glockman

He's sometimes a pastor, sometimes Indian, sometimes cardbox collector and most of the times a straight and handsome teeko old fart.

Boss, over to you, Sir

 

[glockman]

Since none of you can translate, I gotta reach out to my super duper multi lingual boss @glockman

He's sometimes a pastor, sometimes Indian, sometimes cardbox collector and most of the times a straight and handsome teeko old fart.

Boss, over to you, Sir

This is so elementary.

Shitskin in blue shirt : Where is my tenga egg? I left it there a moment ago.
Shitskin in beige shirt : I have no idea what you're talking about, you mad fucker.
Shitskin in blue shirt : You are being dishonest, fuck you understand!
Shitskin in beige shirt : OK, fuck me lor.

 

[nightsafari]

wtf??