Lesson leanrt if you want fucking asylum in Trump land:
1) Insult your country's leader
2) Insult your mother then say you love her (not so much)
3) Crowd fund and makes sure idiots like Kirsten Han and Roy cocked up surname support you
4) Get charged
5) Go to IMH and jail, fake suicide
6) Fly first class to Trumpland
7) Don't bring a baby or child or girlfriend (stupid Mexicans and Latinos)
8) Say you supposed peadophila and naked kids
9) Seek asylum in nice center
10) Get good lawyer (not Gopalan Nair) and get free!
1) Insult your country's leader
2) Insult your mother then say you love her (not so much)
3) Crowd fund and makes sure idiots like Kirsten Han and Roy cocked up surname support you
4) Get charged
5) Go to IMH and jail, fake suicide
6) Fly first class to Trumpland
7) Don't bring a baby or child or girlfriend (stupid Mexicans and Latinos)
8) Say you supposed peadophila and naked kids
9) Seek asylum in nice center
10) Get good lawyer (not Gopalan Nair) and get free!
